Geography Now Opening Lines - "G" Countries

"Alright! Lederhosen, schnitzel, beer, bratwurst, order, bread and beer, complicated history, beer, no humor, EDM, and gummy bears that will kind of like give you diarrhea but it's like worth it. Ugh! Those are such horrible stereotypes that every [person from country] is so sick and tired of hearing." "Want a gummy bear?"

"Alright, let's learn about [country]. No! [country]. No, history of [country]. Famous people from [country]." "[country's name in local language]". "Got it!"

"Hey Barbs, I'm thinking about going to Africa. Where do you think I should go?" "Oh, I think you're...[pun with country's name]...like my answer...Tanzania. Nah you wouldn't last three days in there. Go to [country]"

"It's "The" [country]. Not [country], "The" [country]. You gotta put a "The" before [country]. And it's [country]. Not Zambia. Not Gambit. Not [made up word similar to country's name] as in Bob [pun with said made up word]. [country]."

"It's pronounced: [country]."

"Just be honest: You really don't know anything about this place, do you? That's okay. I'm here to pretend like I do, for you."

"Just for the record, people: Yes, Mayans still exist. The empire ended, but the people are fully alive and well. Just...throwing that out there, okay, alright?"

"OK, I have 3 seconds to impress you enough to not get bored with another obscure African country video. This place has surfing hippos! And..."

"Okay, I promise I'm gonna try really hard not to make any distasteful Ebola jokes in this one, but, yeah, I'm just saying this place kind of wins the gold medal for things that freaked out the entire world in 2014."

"You know how Singapore is like the "Switzerland of Asia"? Well, [country] is kind of like the Singapore of South America. Actually, that's not a good comparison, they don't have the same-level-I-I meant their ethnic...Okay, you know what, just cue the intro."

"You're the one I want, you're the one I want. Yoo hoo hoo. You're the one I want. You get my reference, right? You get it? I am so clever right? Do you get my reference!?!?"