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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Description
Country
No Fat Chicks
Zambia
An Island, A Palm Tree, And One Guy
Kiribati
All Better Now Thanks To You
Sudan
A Nation In Smithereens
Belize
It's A Winter Wonderland!
Finland
Definitely Possibly A Country
Seychelles
Made In Taiwan
Taiwan
REQUEST FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE
Nigeria
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Ecuador
Not To Be Confused With Macedonia
Macedonia
Description
Country
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start
Nicaragua
They Are Called "Kyrgyz", And It Only Goes Downhill From There
Kyrgyzstan
One Doesn't Blow
St. Kitts and Nevia
Like A Zoo You Get Killed At
Democratic Republic of the Congo
An Island Of Moochers
Palau
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Papua New Guinea
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Myanmar
Fighting AIDS With Bamboo Spears
Eswatini
Inhabitable By 2307
Belarus
Still Searching For India
Portugal
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2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!