The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Description
Country
Keep Your Chin Up!
Guinea Bissau
Okay, We Made This One Up
Tonga
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Spain
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Antigua and Barbuda
An Island Nation, Not A Disease
Mauritius
The Baltic Drainage Region
Latvia
A Hotbed Of Islamic Extremism
Azerbaijan
Living Fat Off The Land
Samoa
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
East Timor
A Dangerous Place To Have A Neck
Papua New Guinea
A Money-Rich Nation
Brunei
Where A Kid Can Be A Kid Prostitute
Thailand
God's Practical Joke
Bangladesh
All Better Now Thanks To You
Sudan
At Least We're Not The Democratic Republic of Congo
Republic of Congo
A To-Go Nation
Togo
Surging Ahead To The 19th Century
United Kingdom
Running On Fumes
Bahrain
Wrong Side Of The Spice Rack
Grenada
A Shortcut With Its Own National Anthem
Panama
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!