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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Description
Country
The Outlet Mall Of Europe
Andorra
The Distended Belly Of Africa
Ethiopia
From Rags To Tatters
Mozambique
Terrorism's Farm Team
Algeria
A Country That Got Some Sense Bombed Into It
East Timor
One Doesn't Blow
St. Kitts and Nevia
Long Live The Late President Niyazov!
Turkmenistan
The Land Of Opportunism
United States
Wait, This Might Be Paraguay
Uruguay
Badly In Need of A Savior
El Salvador
Description
Country
Okay, We Made This One Up
Tonga
Driven From A Land That Was Wrongfully Theirs
Zimbabwe
The Baltic Drainage Region
Latvia
You Will Be Shot On Sight
Myanmar
Still Searching For India
Portugal
Earth's Crawlspace
Nepal
The Haiti Of Europe
Albania
We're Happy Because You're Not Here
Denmark
Let Us Plan Your Next Wedding
Antigua and Barbuda
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Spain
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2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!