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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Description
Country
Why Spend Hundreds On A Name-Brand African Country?
Central African Republic
Warning: Do Not Lend This Nation Money
Sao Tome and Principe
Must Be 18 Years Or Older To Enter
Hungary
Working The Cradle-To-The-Grave Shift
Indonesia
Conveniently Located In The Middle Of F***ing Nowhere
Mali
A Lush and Diverse Crime Scene
Honduras
Please Hold While We Die Of Malaria
India
Ancestral Home Of The Goons
Bulgaria
As Seen On Animal Planet
Australia
Come For The Food Shortages, Stay Because You've Died
Malawi
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Country
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Spain
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Liechtenstein
President Bongo's Private Residence
Gabon
A Blood Diamond Is Forever
Sierra Leone
A Possible Likely Threat To The Free World, Maybe
Iran
Just Getting Out Of A Bad International Relationship
Montenegro
A Lucky, Lucky Nation
Namibia
A Mud Hole
Laos
What The F*** Are These Other Countries Thinking?
Benin
Escaping The American Dream
Liberia
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2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!