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The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
Running On Fumes
Bahrain
Still Searching For India
Portugal
United In Circular Dancing
Estonia
Totally Out Of This Atlas Section As Soon As The EU Accepts Them
Turkey
They Had It Coming
Iraq
No Fat Chicks
Zambia
Where People Go To Say They've Been
Czech Republic
A Forward-Thinking Post-Apocalyptic Nation
Somalia
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Ecuador
Don't Breathe The Air
Slovakia
Description
Country
Your Sons Won't Be Sent Here
Oman
Please Don't Feed The Humans
Tanzania
Partners In War Crime
Bosnia And Herzegovina
Hard-Hitting, Explosive News
Qatar
As Seen On Animal Planet
Australia
Oh, The Injustice!
Luxembourg
You'll Only Find It On A Map
Cameroon
A Neighbor You Can Bank On
Liechtenstein
A Lush and Diverse Crime Scene
Honduras
The Horror... The Horror...
Vietnam
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2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!