The Onion's Countries by Description

Can you guess these random countries based on their descriptions in The Onion's satirical atlas, Our Dumb World?
These are satirical writings of The Onion and in no way represent my actual beliefs about these countries.
Some of these descriptions may not make sense outside the context of the book; feel free to leave a comment and inquire about anything that confused you!
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Last updated: September 8, 2020
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Description
Country
Even More Christian Than The Other Georgia
Georgia
A To-Go Nation
Togo
Doing Terrorism's Grunt Work
Yemen
A Beautiful Nazi Retirement Community
Argentina
Inhabitable By 2307
Belarus
A Popular Nuke Destination
Marshall Islands
Don't Breathe The Air
Slovakia
Would Trade It All For A Little More Kashmir
Pakistan
The Final Resting Place Of Botswana
Botswana
Ancestral Home Of The Goons
Bulgaria
Demoted To The Fourth World
Cape Verde
Fleeting Survival Of The Fittest
Ecuador
Where Everything Is Legal
Netherlands
One Nation Above God
France
Enjoying A Three-Century Siesta
Spain
Made In Taiwan
Taiwan
A Great Ballpark In A Bad Neighborhood
Dominican Republic
Once A Mighty Atlas Entry
Mongolia
Blowing Their Pot O' Gold On Whiskey
Ireland
Where The Rich Can Strike It Richer
Monaco
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2 Comments
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Level 61
Sep 8, 2020
Congo doesn't work for the Republic of Congo.
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Level 59
Sep 8, 2020
Fixed!