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Guess the GTA V Characters by Quotes

Guess the Grand Theft Auto V character based on their quotes from the game.
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Last updated: April 8, 2026
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First submittedApril 7, 2026
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"You forget a thousand things everyday."
"Alright, everybody pays attention, no one gets hurt."
"Nama- go f*ck yourself."
Michael De Santa
"So you're giving me a lecture about not being a good enough gangbanger?"
"I just came by for that drink you offered, that's all."
"I picked C. Ain't that a b*tch?"
Franklin Clinton
"I just saw a f*cking ghost and now I gotta hear your cr*p?"
"Somebody say yoga?"
"But I did kidnap his wife!"
Trevor Phillips
"So you're back in the game?"
"There was a Eastern European guy making moves in Liberty City..."
"We go in smart, or we go in loud and dumb."
Lester Crest
"Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee a*s haircut..."
"Knock, knock, ni**as!"
"My throat getting numb already..."
Lamar Davis
"You're like a high school athlete, living off old glories."
"The Aztecas? That makes me nervous."
"They were here for you. Here... for you."
Ron Jakowski
"This stuff, whoa, pure magic! They should put it on my show."
"That guy gets more tail than a... than a tail catcher."
"A city of saints, a city of sinners and nothing in between but the FIB."
Steve Haines
"Anyone who knows your file... what is wrong with you?"
"I know a lot of stuff, I can cop a plea, get five years. But you?"
"Call him, or we'll send some G-men to his aunt's house."
Dave Norton
"The man they couldn't hold down is back now. Come on now."
"Just got out. Crossing lines. Did some time with some of your folk."
"F*ckin' crazy haired microphone motherf*cker."
Harold "Stretch" Joseph
"Are we gonna stop for ice cream?"
"I thought you said you wasn't gonna hit me?"
"You're all red. Is that... is that syrup?"
Wade Hebert
"Hey, Slick, it's me!"
"The last dinosaur in town is about to get fossilized."
"Now, I mean that as a friend. Namaste."
Devin Weston
"You are alone, you pathetic psychopath!"
"Just don't kill him!"
"Y'know, yoga waits for no one."
Amanda De Santa
"I say left, you say right. I say become a doctor, you say become a patient."
"Thank you! This... this is seven dollars."
"We are women and we are free!"
Denise Clinton
"Are we still gonna cook that batch?"
"Next thing, we were burying him and his bodyguard in the junkyard."
"Should we get the guns?"
Chef
"Your operation causes problem for me. I want to expand into Blaine County."
"I've already done something. We have your lover."
"It cost a lot of money to track you down."
Wei Cheng
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"It's just because you have a massive gaper, b*tch!"
"Money isn't an issue."
"You're just a drunk lame dad."
Jimmy De Santa
"Dad, you're embarassing me, these are my friends."
"You ruined my life."
"Well, I guess it beats yoga."
Tracey De Santa
"Well that was a strange house for a tennis coach."
"This is a favor... for a friend. Or does friendship mean nothing these days?"
"But some people... they no longer fear me as much as they used to."
Martin Madrazo
"Now I have to make my own coffee and give myself a happy ending."
"Well maybe they have different dreams."
"This picture is gonna kill me."
Solomon Richards
"I f*ckin' put that b*tch's face against the glass. Did you see that?"
"I'm setting the charges. They're on a timer, so brace yourselves!"
"Where the f*ck's the chopper?"
Brad Snider
"Yo! Easy! Easy! I'm a friendly."
"Agent Haines'll get in touch with you once Operation Save the World's a go."
"Get your crew together, okay?"
Andreas Sanchez
"Did somebody say yoga?"
"You've got to work on your anger, brother. It's killing you."
"Red meat has been blocking your chi as well as your digestive tract."
Fabien LaRouche
"You can't smoke here, and you can't stay here."
"He must have got confused. The guy don't speak English."
"Can you just... put your Johnson away? Sir?"
Floyd Hebert
"Well, a sense of overriding futility is a vital part of the process."
"Let it all out."
"Oh, well I, think that's all we have time for..."
Dr. Isiah Friedlander
"Two dads, great, very San Andreas."
"Dude. That was entirely out of context, bro."
"I'm a clown, I'm a sad, lonely, little clown."
Lazlow Jones
"You tell me exactly what you want, and I will very carefully explain to you why it cannot be."
"You don't like me because you think that I am an Arab."
"This racist insulted me!"
Simeon Yetarian
"This life ain't for me, and you knew that... you ain't changing."
"A big empty house with nobody who gives a f*ck about you."
"You care about yourself. I need someone real in my life."
Tanisha Jackson
"Ain't there a law against you mark-ass gangstas, insignia-mask-wearing motherf*ckers?"
"This ain't about you, man. You know these n*ggas done f*cked up."
"See, see, they puttin' a ni**a on TV, man! About some gang intervention sh*t."
D
"We can get a good price for the vehicles in Asia."
"He's... He's obviously a maverick."
"Move! A mad man's coming!"
Molly Schultz
"You're a good man... I can see that."
"Gasolina? No."
"I love you but I am a wife and a wife must be with her husband."
Patricia Madrazo
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