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Dad Jokes!
Match the first part of these dad jokes to their punchline.
Generated using Dad Joke Generator
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Last updated: June 12, 2024
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| First submitted | June 11, 2024 |
| Times taken | 260 |
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What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Coffee has a tough time at my house.
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
How do hens stay fit?
Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames.
What do bees do after they are married?
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.
I just got fired from a florist.
How does the moon cut his hair?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
Why did the opera singer go sailing?
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
Shout out to my grandma.
Why is the ocean always blue?
My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water."
A cloud.
A stick.
An irrelephant.
Apparently I took too many leaves.
Because the shore never waves back.
Eclipse it.
Every morning it gets mugged.
I know he means well.
It really took a dive.
Sneakers.
That's the only way she can hear.
The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
They always egg-cercise.
They go on a honeymoon.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
Well, it was a blazer.
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