Dad Jokes! - Statistics

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Hint Answer % Correct
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
89%
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
89%
Coffee has a tough time at my house. Every morning it gets mugged.
87%
Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
87%
How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise.
87%
What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.
87%
Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer.
86%
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
85%
I just got fired from a florist. Apparently I took too many leaves.
85%
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
85%
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers.
85%
Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.
83%
Shout out to my grandma. That's the only way she can hear.
83%
Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.
82%
My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." I know he means well.
82%
Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
62%
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