| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| What do you call a sheep with no legs? | A cloud. | 89%
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| How does the moon cut his hair? | Eclipse it. | 89%
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| Coffee has a tough time at my house. | Every morning it gets mugged. | 87%
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| Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. | The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. | 87%
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| How do hens stay fit? | They always egg-cercise. | 87%
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| What do bees do after they are married? | They go on a honeymoon. | 87%
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| Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. | Well, it was a blazer. | 86%
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| What's large, grey, and doesn't matter? | An irrelephant. | 85%
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| I just got fired from a florist. | Apparently I took too many leaves. | 85%
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| What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? | A stick. | 85%
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| What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? | Sneakers. | 85%
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| Did you hear about the submarine industry? | It really took a dive. | 83%
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| Shout out to my grandma. | That's the only way she can hear. | 83%
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| Why is the ocean always blue? | Because the shore never waves back. | 82%
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| My friend keeps telling me "Cheer up. You aren't stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water." | I know he means well. | 82%
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| Why did the opera singer go sailing? | They wanted to hit the high Cs. | 62%
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