Presidential Quotes

We go to the Moon not because it is easy, but because it is hard.

I am not a crook!

I have signed a law outlawing Russia. Bombing begins in five minutes.

It is better to be alone than in bad company.

Wee-oo, I bet you’ve never seen one as big as this before!

(in reference to his death) Perhaps it is best.

(In reference to his breast) I shoulda wore a tighter shirt to make him stop talking.

Kill the bastards.

Are you kiddin’? I didn’t do nothin’ but just jiggle.

In politics, nothing happens by accident.

About the time we can make the ends meet, someone moves the ends.

Rastamouse and scratchy and zooma also known as da easy crew

(In reference to his breast) Are you kidding? They don’t do nothing but just jiggle.

Oh god, I’m about to cum!

The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people.

The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

I’m spidah man

I hate Mondays.

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(Referring to his penis) It’s in.

My failures have been errors in judgement, not in intent.

Godspeed, Spider Man!

I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.

You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry.

We’ll meet again, Spider Man!

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Nothing in life that’s worth it is easy, and that’s why I’m so glad this are so hard.

I stroke you not because it is easy, but because you are hard.

Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe evrybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU fil-school graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.

Speak softly and carry a big stick.

Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant. education & free discussion are the antidotes of both.

is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.

The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out!

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.

In the time of darkest defeat, victory may be nearest.

I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.

It is not strange to mistake change for progress.

It doesn't matter where you come from, it only matters who you choose to be.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

We must use my breasts as a tool, not as a couch.

Haha, silly doggy, you can't have Bush Baked Beans.

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.

I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave.

I hate turning in my grave.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang yourself.

As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.

Because power corrupts, society's demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases.

Give me some ass and Watergate gets a pass.

When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.

Men are not prisoners of fate, but prisoners of this cage.

I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, and anti-racism.