Stats: Presidential Quotes

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Hint	Answer	% Correct
I am not a crook!	Richard Nixon	97%
We go to the Moon not because it is easy, but because it is hard.	John F. Kennedy	94%
I have signed a law outlawing Russia. Bombing begins in five minutes.	Ronald Reagan	58%
Speak softly and carry a big stick.	Theodore Roosevelt	29%
I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.	George H. W. Bush	26%
Wee-oo, I bet you’ve never seen one as big as this before!	Lyndon B. Johnson	26%
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.	Lyndon B. Johnson	16%
(Referring to his penis) It’s in.	Richard Dick’s-In/Bill Clinton	16%
I hate turning in my grave.	Abraham Lincoln	13%
I hate Mondays.	Garfield	13%
Somemahahdjxjsakmzmmmbmhmm….	Joe Biden	13%
I stroke you not because it is easy, but because you are hard.	John F. Kennedy, who was exploring Obama’s body from behind and performing a reach-around touching on Obama’s penis while the above situation was occurring	13%
Oh god, I’m about to cum!	Bill Clinton	10%
I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, and anti-racism.	George H. W. Bush	10%
It is better to be alone than in bad company.	George Washington	10%
Give me some ass and Watergate gets a pass.	Incredibly Horny Gerald Ford after Nixon asked him to extend a presidential pardon for Watergate	10%
(in reference to his death) Perhaps it is best.	John Tyler	10%
Kill the bastards.	Ronald Reagan	10%
The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.	Ronald Reagan	10%
I’m spidah man	Andrew Garfield	6%
Nothing in life that’s worth it is easy, and that’s why I’m so glad this are so hard.	Barack Obama, after doing the same thing to Joe Biden	6%
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang yourself.	Evil Franklin Delano Roosevelt	6%
Men are not prisoners of fate, but prisoners of this cage.	Franklin Delano Roosevelt, in reference to the 1943 meeting with Harry Truman wherein the latter sat on the former's lap with a chastity cage on whilst FDR rubbed his ass and also Truman was naked but FDR was fully clothed (it was maybe a humiliation kink i think) and they cuddled and watched movies for five hours straight which was possible due to FDR having paralysed legs which therefore would not go numb after being sat on for so long	6%
Haha, silly doggy, you can't have Bush Baked Beans.	George W. Bush	6%
I watch a lot of baseball on the radio.	Gerald Ford	6%
HhrrgghahggHMmmjrhgrhmmm.....	Joe Biden when Kamala Harris grabbed his dick and guided it into her sleeve and jerked him off with her sleeve while caressing his balls	6%
(In reference to his breast) Are you kidding? They don’t do nothing but just jiggle.	John F. Kennedy With Big Sexy Abs That Jiggle And Do Not Speak	6%
(In reference to his breast) I shoulda wore a tighter shirt to make him stop talking.	John F. Kennedy with Big Sexy Abs That Speak	6%
You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry.	Abraham Lincoln	3%
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.	Andrew Johnson	3%
Are you kiddin’? I didn’t do nothin’ but just jiggle.	Elvis Presley	3%
In politics, nothing happens by accident.	Franklin Delano Roosevelt	3%
If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning in his grave.	Gerald Ford	3%
is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.	Harry Truman	3%
We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams.	Jimmy Carter	3%
We must use my breasts as a tool, not as a couch.	John F. Kennedy With Big Sexy Aabs, when Nixon would not stop resting his cute little Nixon head on them while he slept	3%
I've known eight presidents, three of them intimately.	Power Bottom Joe Biden	3%
When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.	Power Bottom Ronald Reagan	3%
Bigotry is the disease of ignorance, of morbid minds; enthusiasm of the free and buoyant. education & free discussion are the antidotes of both.	Thomas Jefferson	3%
You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.	Woodrow Wilson	3%
The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people.	Andrew Johnson	0%
Who the hell do you think you are? You’re any kind of artist? Anybody know who you are? Maybe evrybody else wants to enjoy the peace and quiet. This is one of the most important places in North America and who are you? Who are you? You miserable presumptious no talent. You’re no artist. An artist respects the silence, it serves the foundation of creativity. You obviously don’t have the talent. You don’t have enough respect for yourself or other people, or know what it means to respect yourself. In music or any form of creativity. And I’m an NYU fil-school graduate. Sucker. And the School of Visual Art in the Academy of Art University in San Fransisco. You suck. You’re a no talent. If you really have talent, go practice. And then get yourself a gig, instead of ruining the day for everybody down here. You disgrace. You are everything that’s gone wrong in this world. You’re a self consumed, no-talent, mediocre piece of shit. And I’ve earned my right to say it. Okay? In 1975, I walked Bob Dylan up on stage. Who the fuck are you? I knew the Grateful Dead from 1966. Who the fuck are you? You’re nothing. You are nothing. And you will never be anything. Never. How dare you? You miserable, mediocre nothing. Shame on you. You crack a stupid little smile, you little pimp. Go learn to play. You’re flat. You can’t even carry a fucking note. I don’t care about your little horn lip, it doesn’t mean you know how to play. You’re flat. I’ve trained classically, I’ve trained contemporaneously, and you suck.	Douglas Levison	0%
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out!	Green Goblin	0%
About the time we can make the ends meet, someone moves the ends.	Herbert Hoover	0%
The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.	James Garfield	0%
Because power corrupts, society's demands for moral authority and character increase as the importance of the position increases.	John Adams	0%
As to the presidency, the two happiest days of my life were those of my entrance upon the office and my surrender of it.	Martin van Buren	0%
It is not strange to mistake change for progress.	Millard Filmore	0%
It doesn't matter where you come from, it only matters who you choose to be.	Papa Smurf	0%
Godspeed, Spider Man!	The Green Goblin	0%
We’ll meet again, Spider Man!	The Green Goblin	0%
Rastamouse and scratchy and zooma also known as da easy crew	The Man Who Sings The Rastamouse Theme Song (his name is Martin “Sugar” Merchant)	0%
My failures have been errors in judgement, not in intent.	Ulysses S. Grant	0%
In the time of darkest defeat, victory may be nearest.	William Mckinley	0%
I have always done my duty. I am ready to die. My only regret is for the friends I leave behind me.	Zachary Taylor	0%

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