Unstable Quotes - Who Said It (But Better)

What's-what's your name- your name's Wemmbu.

Uh, I mean...I invis'd around, and then like...for some reason he was in an obsidian box and they were like, laughing at him and what.

Dear players of the Unstable SMP, I, __________, plan to nuke Capital City.

I'm currently surrounded by 5,406 chest minecarts, and my game sounds like this.

Three. Three!

Secretly on our server lies a civilisation of hundreds, under the control of the player Ash. He has commanded these players to terrorise my friends, and destroy hundreds of builds, but has suffered no repercussions.

WAHHHH! I can't have anything!

'Judgement'. Dude, you have the corniest weapon names.

I jumped through the portal and decided that the obvious next step was to destroy every End Portal.

Like, even in the base! Even my like, little home is worse! We got Smiley's over here, we got ______'s over there, that at least has some flowers, but I am down this stupid scaffolding! And boom! This is what I get. Some stupid stone walls! Not even a window, like, um whatever.

Bro, because there's so much more aura coming in minecarts, bro.

But uh...for now, my friend ___ and I are- completely out of food, and- starving to death.

This is Jaden_MAN, the king of the Pirate Civilisation. With an army of deadly bodyguards sworn to protect him, the mace, a weapon capable of one-shotting any player, and a crown that grants him unstoppable power, Jaden holds supreme power the Pirate Civilisation.

Bro- I'm not- dude,I- I- you've been telling me this for like, the past...like, forever, bro!

Bro, you can literally see on my nametag right above my head!

You realise you're still a coward, right? You still framed me, you still killed all of these people and you did it while you were hiding yourself from the server.

Um...do you guys know MrLegend101 or...um...no?

______ bro, this is about crops? Are you serious, bro?

Bro has bombs, wardens, and maces! Like what am I supposed to do?!

Oh my gosh, diabolical crashout incoming.

Without an elytra, a way to fly, most players would die here. But you should know by now that I'm not most players.

If there was truly a secret this powerful, I needed to know what it was. So, I invited a player named ______ to come and join me, who I didn't know too well, but was arguably the smartest Minecraft player I knew.

_____? You know what I've realised? I'm not smarter than you. I'm not.

If I was a clue, I'd probably be in...in the giant tower in the centre.

We were playing on a Hardcore Minecraft server, thinking we were safe and about to build a base. But from the moment we went down, they were right behind us.

I got your sword, buddy! You are generationally cooked!

It only took me a few seconds to realise that this book was a fake. In the original message, 'weeks' had been spelt with an apostrophe.

Before the Unstable SMP had tens of thousands of players, a group of three friends fled millions of blocks out to hide their fortune.

Your one weakness...you're European! And these are NA servers!

Yeah, but I'm like...this is like, lowkey we're moving. So like, it's more dangerous to play Clash Royale while moving.

What?! Did you break my chestplate?!