Unstable Quotes - Who Said It (But Better)

Um...do you guys know MrLegend101 or...um...no?

Bro, you can literally see on my nametag right above my head!

Bro has bombs, wardens, and maces! Like what am I supposed to do?!

If I was a clue, I'd probably be in...in the giant tower in the centre.

This is bigger than me and you, alright? This is bigger than us.

Uh, I mean...I invis'd around, and then like...for some reason he was in an obsidian box and they were like, laughing at him and what.

I jumped through the portal and decided that the obvious next step was to destroy every End Portal.

Dear players of the Unstable SMP, I, __________, plan to nuke Capital City.

You realise you're still a coward, right? You still framed me, you still killed all of these people and you did it while you were hiding yourself from the server.

_____? You know what I've realised? I'm not smarter than you. I'm not.

Yeah, but I'm like...this is like, lowkey we're moving. So like, it's more dangerous to play Clash Royale while moving.

This is Jaden_MAN, the king of the Pirate Civilisation. With an army of deadly bodyguards sworn to protect him, the mace, a weapon capable of one-shotting any player, and a crown that grants him unstoppable power, Jaden holds supreme power the Pirate Civilisation.

______ bro, this is about crops? Are you serious, bro?

Three. Three!

Bro- I'm not- dude,I- I- you've been telling me this for like, the past...like, forever, bro!

'Judgement'. Dude, you have the corniest weapon names.

Your one weakness...you're European! And these are NA servers!

I'm currently surrounded by 5,406 chest minecarts, and my game sounds like this.

It only took me a few seconds to realise that this book was a fake. In the original message, 'weeks' had been spelt with an apostrophe.

What?! Did you break my chestplate?!

Like, even in the base! Even my like, little home is worse! We got Smiley's over here, we got ______'s over there, that at least has some flowers, but I am down this stupid scaffolding! And boom! This is what I get. Some stupid stone walls! Not even a window, like, um whatever.

We were playing on a Hardcore Minecraft server, thinking we were safe and about to build a base. But from the moment we went down, they were right behind us.

Secretly on our server lies a civilisation of hundreds, under the control of the player Ash. He has commanded these players to terrorise my friends, and destroy hundreds of builds, but has suffered no repercussions.

I got your sword, buddy! You are generationally cooked!

But uh...for now, my friend ___ and I are- completely out of food, and- starving to death.

Oh my gosh, diabolical crashout incoming.

Bro, because there's so much more aura coming in minecarts, bro.

WAHHHH! I can't have anything!

What's-what's your name- your name's Wemmbu.

Before the Unstable SMP had tens of thousands of players, a group of three friends fled millions of blocks out to hide their fortune.

Without an elytra, a way to fly, most players would die here. But you should know by now that I'm not most players.