Unstable Quotes - Who Said It (But Better)

Bro, because there's so much more aura coming in minecarts, bro.

I'm currently surrounded by 5,406 chest minecarts, and my game sounds like this.

If I was a clue, I'd probably be in...in the giant tower in the centre.

But uh...for now, my friend ___ and I are- completely out of food, and- starving to death.

It only took me a few seconds to realise that this book was a fake. In the original message, 'weeks' had been spelt with an apostrophe.

'Judgement'. Dude, you have the corniest weapon names.

______ bro, this is about crops? Are you serious, bro?

Oh my gosh, diabolical crashout incoming.

This is bigger than me and you, alright? This is bigger than us.

Before the Unstable SMP had tens of thousands of players, a group of three friends fled millions of blocks out to hide their fortune.

Bro, you can literally see on my nametag right above my head!

WAHHHH! I can't have anything!

This is Jaden_MAN, the king of the Pirate Civilisation. With an army of deadly bodyguards sworn to protect him, the mace, a weapon capable of one-shotting any player, and a crown that grants him unstoppable power, Jaden holds supreme power the Pirate Civilisation.

Yeah, but I'm like...this is like, lowkey we're moving. So like, it's more dangerous to play Clash Royale while moving.

We were playing on a Hardcore Minecraft server, thinking we were safe and about to build a base. But from the moment we went down, they were right behind us.

Without an elytra, a way to fly, most players would die here. But you should know by now that I'm not most players.

What?! Did you break my chestplate?!

Secretly on our server lies a civilisation of hundreds, under the control of the player Ash. He has commanded these players to terrorise my friends, and destroy hundreds of builds, but has suffered no repercussions.

Like, even in the base! Even my like, little home is worse! We got Smiley's over here, we got ______'s over there, that at least has some flowers, but I am down this stupid scaffolding! And boom! This is what I get. Some stupid stone walls! Not even a window, like, um whatever.

If there was truly a secret this powerful, I needed to know what it was. So, I invited a player named ______ to come and join me, who I didn't know too well, but was arguably the smartest Minecraft player I knew.

Bro- I'm not- dude,I- I- you've been telling me this for like, the past...like, forever, bro!

What's-what's your name- your name's Wemmbu.

Three. Three!

_____? You know what I've realised? I'm not smarter than you. I'm not.

Um...do you guys know MrLegend101 or...um...no?

Dear players of the Unstable SMP, I, __________, plan to nuke Capital City.

You realise you're still a coward, right? You still framed me, you still killed all of these people and you did it while you were hiding yourself from the server.

Bro has bombs, wardens, and maces! Like what am I supposed to do?!

I jumped through the portal and decided that the obvious next step was to destroy every End Portal.

Your one weakness...you're European! And these are NA servers!

I got your sword, buddy! You are generationally cooked!