"Galaxy Quest" Quotes

"Red-thingy moving toward the green-thingy. I think we're the green-thingy."

"It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!"

"That was a hell of a thing."

"Well forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!"

"Sure, they're cute now, but in a second they're gonna get mean, and they're gonna get ugly somehow, and there's gonna be a million more of them."

"Remember yesterday at the convention, those people dressed like aliens? They were aliens! They were termites or... or dalmations. I can't really remember cause I was kinda hungover."

"We have enjoyed preparing many of your esoteric dishes. Your Monte Cristo sandwich is a current favorite among the adventurous."

"Sorry, I was - door was a little sticky. Did you see that? I'll get one of my boys up here with a can of WD-40."

"You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship."

"I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth haze."

"Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI."

"You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second."

"How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me."

"Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy."

"By Grabthar's hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged."