Homestuck Quotes without Typing Quirks

Guess which Homestuck character said which--but without the boon of an obvious typing quirk to clue you in to who it is. Contains the beta kids, Alternian trolls, alpha kids, some sprites, and some additional side characters thrown in there.

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Last updated: December 9, 2025

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Hint	Answer
My feelins seem petty and meaninless now.	Eridan
So all you have to do is wake up and learn to play the rain!	Jaspersprite
I don't mean to critique your speech, I just wanted to ask you something in confidence about the humans.	Kanaya
No no bro, I don't wanna know, don't even tell me.	Gamzee
Have you seen Weekend at Bernie's?	Jake
Given your title and all the tools of prognostication at your disposal, it seems to me I should be the one asking you the questions.	Doc Scratch
You are kinda hinting that there are ecto shenannies that lead to the birth of my daughter.	Roxy
Is everybody okay with that? Do you want to have a big corpse party?	Aradia
Can we just cut to the chase and be friends already??	John
Ok, but, I should say that the nature of the dream was a bit worrisome.	Jane
And for another thing, it's better to maintain appearances. Everyone on Derse believes their heroes haven't woken yet.	Dirk
Oh. Well it does sound like a lot of fun but I think I should get permission first.	Nepeta
These men are leading you astray. Sitting on the hat again will only cause it further damage.	Dad
I remember some weird troll was rapping at me once.	Dave
I mean--Fiddlesticks, please pardon my language. It won't happen again.	Equius
I think I had a really juvenile attitude about killing back then. I think I was trying too hard?	Vriska
Here, I'll prepare the GIF file for that. It'll just take a few seconds. Go ahead. Say that.	Hussie
I will prepare you a healthy homecooked meal while you relax in your ghost bed and rescue your paradox sister.	Nannasprite
Okay then the bunny will be named after your silly movie star fantasy crush.	Jade
Yes, I'm sure my mother knew the end was coming too.	Rose
Then you go down and fight the denizen, and kill it, releasing the hoard.	Terezi
Oh, okay, you're the one who likes to submit sexual innuendo.	Tavros
I was scared then too. But I didn't let the fear stop me from trying to save him.	Jadesprite
See this is why we should be comparing notes!	Feferi
Also, my point was to ask, are you really going to go through with it today?	Lil Hal
Future yous will get you out of trouble, if you're gonna live up to the responsibility of eventually becoming them.	Davesprite
Thank you so much for this, it was great. That was a joke, here type "ha".	Sollux
Launch your server or whatever, I'll install the hero program.	Karkat