Homestuck Quotes without Typing Quirks 2

Guess which Homestuck character said which--but without the boon of an obvious typing quirk to clue you in to who it is. Contains the beta kids, Alternian trolls, alpha kids, some sprites, and some additional side characters thrown in there.

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Last updated: December 9, 2025

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Quote

Speaker

Nobody understands, not even you.

Eridan

I guess I find her sort of intoxicating.

Kanaya

It's easy to see, if you search all your feelins, that peace happens first and murder's the sequel.

Gamzee

Today is the day I have to finish it and send it. Not a day later!

Jake

Jokes are only temporary lies. If the falsehood is never exposed, there is no punchline. If the punchline is never delivered, the lie is sealed forever, regardless of initial humorous intent.

Doc Scratch

I think it was supposed to be my story.

Roxy

It's not revenge. You were always supposed to be on the red team. You'll believe me later, when you wake up.

Aradia

Tell me what is wrong with this picture.

John

I promised to believe what you say, not do it!

Jane

Dude, do you think you could sit this one out for a while? This conversation practically doesn't even concern you at this point.

Dirk

Did you ever have someone nice back on Earth who you loved?

Nepeta

Did you try to draw shades on his face and miss? What's even the point? He's already wearing shades.

Dave

Now that I think about it, I should probably deactivate his pelvic magnetron.

Equius

Remember Team Scourge? How convenient all that must be to have forgotten! You were so nasty.

Vriska

How do you like that for hospitality, Doc?

Hussie

Hoo hoo

Lil Cal

But if you go I don't think I can bring you back. I can't bring anyone or anything to here from there!

Jade

It appears to be out of range. I'm guessing it is too far away from you, the "player".

Rose

Lies have a subtle odor, easy to miss at first. But the more they pile up, the more they stink!

Terezi

Someone said I should give my self esteem a name.

Tavros

After we died I looked all over for him but couldn't find him. And I was so lonely, but I finally got over it when I met my friends...

Jadesprite

We are not better than anybody!

Feferi

I think you have this whole blueprint in your head about how it's all supposed to go. He acts as your server player and brings you into the session. Then later he joins the game. Maybe he finds himself a bit overwhelmed by it all.

Lil Hal

I made the decision to come back myself. Maybe it'd be different if you had the same chance.

Davesprite

This is dumb.

Sollux

I'll catch up with you about it when you catch up with me on the timeline.

Karkat

She knew the baroness was not human!

Nannasprite

Causal spoilers.

Calliope

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