TF2 Meet The Heavy Monologue

Name all the words that Heavy says in π˜”π˜¦π˜¦π˜΅ 𝘡𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘦𝘒𝘷𝘺 by Valve.
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Answer
I
am
Heavy
Weapons
Guy...
and
this
is
my
weapon.
She
weighs
150
kilograms
and
fires
two
hundred
dollar,
custom
tooled
cartridges
at
ten
thousand
rounds
per
minute.
It
costs
four
hundred
thousand
dollars
to
fire
this
weapon...
for
twelve
seconds.
(laughs)
Oh
my
God,
who
touched
Sasha?
WHO
TOUCHED
MY
GUN?
Some
people
think
they
can
outsmart
me.
Maybe,
(sniffs)
maybe.
I
have
yet
to
meet
one
who
can
outsmart
bullet.
(imitates crying)
(laughs)
Cry
some
more!
(chuckles)
Cry
some
more.
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