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Hint
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Answer
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☀️☀️
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Tatooine
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The surface looks like if someone was drunk when drilling a piece of wood.
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Utapau
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'Im si--inging in the rain~
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Kamino
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Imagine the ion cannon on Hoth, but it's the whole planet.
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Ilum / Starkiller Base
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Basically, Guantanamo Bay, but the floor is lava
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Narkina 5
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Hoth 2, Electric Boogaloo
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Crait
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"brooo where tf these space whales taking me dawg 😭😭"
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Peridea
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Two words: Pong Krell.
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Umbara
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It's no planet, it's no moon.
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Death Star
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Where the rebels jumped a Star Destroyer and ran it's pockets, before kidnapping it.
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Yavin Prime
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Where the Empire built their space doritos
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Kuat
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Ancient ruins turned upside down by an INTENSE heatwave caused by an extraterrestrial satellite
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Jedha
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The rebel base was SUPPOSEDLY here, but Tarkin has 0 cares to give.
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Dantooine
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NO!!!! YOU MEAN THE MOON, NOT THE PLANET!!!
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Endor
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Same situation as above, but with less people being snobby about it.
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Yavin 4
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I LOVE VEGAS I LOVE GAMBLING I LOVE IT 🤑🤑🤑💵💵
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Cantonica
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Where the worst squad of anti-jedis lived. Literally got raided twice and fumbled both times.
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Nur
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Universe's largest target practice.
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Alderaan
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^^^ same as above, except more anti-climactic (TRoS)
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Kijimi
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12 Parsecs.
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Kessel
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Mustafar's older brother, except they are in rehab and doing better for themselves
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Sullust
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The first ever "Holdo Maneuver", proven to be mid-ly successful. How malevolent.
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Antar
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Tie Avengers, Assemble.
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73
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This place was blockaded by donuts with spheres.
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Naboo
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OSHA would have a stroke if they investigated all of these spaceship ruins... IS THAT A SARLACC?
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Bracca
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Hint
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Answer
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SEAGULLS! (Stop it now)
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Dagobah
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Was blockaded by a walking talking spider.
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Christophsis
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It's basically Jupiter, but the deals get worse all the time.
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Bespin
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The results of termites building colonies in the grand canyon.
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Geonosis
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"Of course i know him, it's literally an anagram of my name!"
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Wobani
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Did we really need ANOTHER Tatooine?
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Jakku
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"Sal, You kami!" "No, Sal, you come I!"
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Saleucami
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Da Car (theres no cars...)
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D'Qar
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Add a little mix of the Clone Wars, a liiiittle sprinkle of the Old Republic, and i tiny, teensy-weensy pinch of Warhammer 40K.
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Koboh
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Where the second Death Star got a MASSIVE hangover and decided to crash at.
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Kef Bir
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ANOTHER Tatooine, but... they can fly now? (They fly now)
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Pasaana
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We could've gotten Korriban in Star Wars canon, but instead we got THIS???
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Exegol
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Necromancer Witches living on Mars.
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Dathomir
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Literally Bikini Atoll.
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Scarif
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The only reason this planet is known is because turnip head got shot by his clones here.
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Mygeeto
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Barely even a moon, it's literally just a rock with a hospital.
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Polis Massa
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Exegol's better counterpart
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Korriban
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OOPS! ALL CITY!
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Coruscant
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"yo we need a fantasy sci fi jungle for one scene, just start drawing random plants"
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Felucia
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This is the way.
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Mandalore
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Kamino, if the rainstorms just stopped for once, and there was squids.
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Mon Cala
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Why so many Y's? Why? WHY??
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Kashyyyk
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"Yknow, maybe building our cities on what are effectively coat racks might not be a good idea" "We all work on a giant space doughnut" "fair point"
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Cato Neimoidia
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THE RAIN IS ACID THE RAIN IS ACID THE RAIN IS ACID THE RAIN IS ACID THE RAIN IS ACID
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Vjun
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Home of the empire run by fat slugs. Nobody messes with the Fat Slugs.
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Nal Hutta
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