100 QUOTES - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

It's Leviosa, not Leviosar.

She needs to sort out her priorities!

There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.

The forest? I thought that was a joke! We can't go in there. Students aren't allowed.

Let the feast...begin.

God, I miss the screaming.

Lucky Hermione pays attention in Herbology.

Me dad's a Muggle. Mam's a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out.

Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed...or worse, expelled!

Dry up, Dursley, you great prune.

You see what I have become? See what I must do to survive?

But he doesn't understand. I'm never alone.

You're a little scary sometimes...you know that? Brilliant, but scary.

Got to have your wits about you.

Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive even if you are an inch from death.

My body's gone!

People will think you're up to something.

For sheer dumb luck!

Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.

I-I'll fight you.

You've got dirt, on your nose, by the way, did you know? Just there.

Okay. Then I get Fang!

If Snape can catch it on that old broomstick, you can!

Oh, and keep an eye on the staircases...they like to change.

Now, don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practicing. The swish and flick.

Bring my coffee, boy!

Make it move!

Eye of rabbit, harp string hum. Turn this water, into rum.

Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad.

What is this magic?

Shouldn't have said that. Don't ask any more questions.

No, Ron, you can't! There must be another way!

Sillleeencee!

I know what it means!

This says Platform 9 ¾. There's no such thing...is there?

I have found you a Seeker!

That means there's a student out of bed.

You don't want me as your enemy, Quirrell.

Now, I want a nice clean game...from all of you.

You'd make a fair beater

Looks like he's gonna be sick!

Not in the restricted section...Happy Christmas.

Sunshine, daises, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

What's the matter, Potter? Bit beyond your reach?

Hey, look! Neville's got a Remembrall!

That's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants.

There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.

Thought you were leaving without saying good-bye, did ya?

Alas. Earwax.

This is Devil's Snare. You have to relax. If you don't, it will only kill you faster.

That's a Norwegian Ridgeback!

How could I be so stupid?

No! Don't move! Don't forget, we're still playing.

We'll have another chat soon...when you've had time to decide where your loyalties lie.

Trevor!

It's an outrage! It's a scandal!

Well, you can't expect him to hang around all day, can you?

Assuming that my calculations are correct, I believe that a change of decoration is in order.

If I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say, Quidditch.

Lumus Solem!

I think we're going to need another feather over here, Professor.

Something, that conveniently enough, lies in your pocket!

It's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see.

How many are there?!

Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat ass.

That's totally barbaric!

Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?

No, I can't spell it.

Best do it at a bit of a run if you’re nervous.

You liar!

Then perhaps a map? I trust you don't need one to find your seats

No, no, definitely not!

Oh, for Gods sake, pull yourself together, man.

Clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?

Troll in the dungeon! Troolll in the dungeon! Thought you ought to know.

What an idiot.

Vault 687. Lamp please.

Bless him, look. He knows his mummy.

I think we've had a bad influence on her.

Password?

Perhaps I heard you wrong. I thought you said..."the four of us."

She said that she'd been in there all afternoon...crying.

Daddy's gone mad, hasn’t he?!

He's going to sacrifice himself!

Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week.

Hmm...difficult, very difficult.

Sorry, don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today.

Haha. Bravery. Your parents had it too.

Oh, are you doing magic? Let's see then.

That's it, we're done for!

No, dear boy. I tried to kill you!

They're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable.

He has enough Elixir to set his affairs in order.

I know you're in there. You can't hide.

Come back down this instant!

One minute the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic!

Clever as they come goblins but not the most friendly of beasts.

There isn't a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.

The staircases change, remember?

Dismal. Once again, my request to join the headless hunt has been denied.