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Mischief managed. Nox.
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Harry
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You, boy, is your grandmother quite well?
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Trelawney
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Ouch, Ron, that was my foot!
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Hermione
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Yeah, take it away, Ernie! It's going to be a bumpy ride, ha, ha, ha!
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Shrunken Head
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Then he asked for the worst, did old Lucius.
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Hagrid
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Arresto Momentum!
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Dumbledore
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You want to try a little drop of brandy? A little drop of brandy-brandy windy-wandy for Rippy-pippy-pooh?
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Marge
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Don't your family sleep in, uh, one room?
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Draco
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The grin? What's the grin?
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Seamus
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Well, well. Lupin. Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we?
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Snape
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Oh, for goodness sake, don't lose him!
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Molly
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Yeah... him I've heard of.
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Harry
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That's right. Black could be anywhere. It's like trying to catch smoke. Like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.
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Bem
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There's something moving out there.
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Ron
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So, that's that, and no harm done. Pea soup?
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Fudge
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No, only one will die tonight.
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Sirius
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But sir, we've just begun learning about Red Caps and Hinkypunks. We're not meant to start nocturnal beasts for weeks.
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Hermione
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Here, eat this. It'll help. It's all right, it's chocolate.
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Lupin
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First, you must look beyond!
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Trelawney
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Calm down. I-It's just a scratch.
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Hagrid
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All those with permission, follow me. Those without, stay put.
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Filch
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I will if she does.
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Harry
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Bloody hell! What's happening?!
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Ron
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No, no, no, wait, wait. Watch this. Ah, ah, ah, AHHH! Amazing! Just with my voice!
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Fat Lady
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We were the best of friends!
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Pettigrew
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It'd be a lot better if the Ministry wasn't sending dementors into my pub every other night!
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Rosemerta
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Don't worry, don't fuss, Petunia. I have a very firm grip.
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Marge
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Me? I've been here all this time.
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Hermione
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But I don't want that boggart to turn into her either.
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Neville
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You really are the brightest witch of your age.
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Sirius
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The Fat Lady. She's gone!
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Ginny
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But for now, let him sleep. For in dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own.
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Dumbledore
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Turn to page 394.
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Snape
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It looks more like a pig with hair, if you ask me.
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Ron
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You'll find no small glasses in this house, Professor.
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Hagrid
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He's been sighted, he's been sighted!
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Seamus
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This class is ridiculous.
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Draco
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Oh, come now, Harry the Ministry doesn't send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts.
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Fudge
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No, it's worse, much worse. They're going to suck out his soul.
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Hermione
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Well, it seems that somebody let slip the nature of my condition.
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Lupin
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Dear Lady, who did this to you?
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Dumbledore
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I can't. Only a parent or a guardian can sign. Since I am neither, it would be inappropriate.
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McGonagall
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My dad didn't strut. And nor do I.
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Harry
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Stand back, I said! Or I'll take it upstairs if you don't settle.
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Ron
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Loss of limb will not excuse you.
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Snape
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Nicked it from Filch's office, of course. First year.
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Fred
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You bring her back! You bring her back now! You put her right!
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Vernon
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Is it true you fainted? I mean, you actually fainted?
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Draco
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Whatcha fell over for?
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Shunpike
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How could anyone be in two classes at once?
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Hermione
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Thick heads.
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Ron
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You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!
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Hermione
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That's one nasty dementor.
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Harry
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The Map never lies. Pettigrew's alive. And he's right there.
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Sirius
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Rosemerta, my dear. I hope business is good.
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Fudge
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Clearly, it's full of dark magic.
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Snape
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Taking form of a giant spectral dog, it's among the darkest omens in our world. It's an omen... of death.
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Bem
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Yes, little lump of a boy. Always trailing after Sirius Black.
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McGonagall
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Three turns should do it, I think.
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Dumbledore
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They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!
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Ron
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I suspect it's a Zonko product.
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Lupin
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Ah, come to see the show?
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Draco
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I hope he finds me. 'Cause when he does, I'm going to be ready. When he does, I'm going to kill him!
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Harry
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I thought I just saw... Never mind.
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Hermione
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Well, that's the question, isn't it? He's the first one that done it.
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Shunpike
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Have I said something?
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Trelawney
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Black was vicious. He didn't kill Pettigrew. He destroyed him! A finger. That's all that was left - a finger!
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Fudge
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The tail I could live with, but the fleas...they're murder.
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Sirius
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He's the dog! He's an Animagus!
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Ron
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You are in danger. Grave danger.
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Arthur
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Meanwhile, I'd like a nice cup of tea or a large brandy.
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Dumbledore
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Blimey. What was that?
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Hagrid
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You and your bloody chicken!
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Draco
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Now if you'll excuse me, I need to have a little word with the driver. Eat. You'll feel better.
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Lupin
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Yes, and you must!
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Hermione
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Broaden your minds. Oh! Your aura is pulsing, dear. Are you in the beyond? I think you are!
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Trelawney
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Oh, don't try one of them! Oh no. Look at his face!
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Ron
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This is not normal.
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Harry
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Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!
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Shrunken Head
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Oh, listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple.
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Snape
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And a drunk too, no doubt.
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Marge
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Few knew where they were. One who did was Sirius Black. And he told You-Know-Who.
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McGonagall
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No, not a soul.
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George
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But where is it? I saw the beast just now. Not a moment ago!
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Fudge
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Nothing! He, uh, didn't work. He was unemployed.
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Petunia
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You know the law, Miss Granger.
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Dumbledore
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7:30. Where were we at 7:30?
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Hermione
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How did you get there? I was talking to you there...and now you're there.
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Ron
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What are you doing? What's this rubbish?
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Harry
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Well, just stroke the spine, of course. Goodness me.
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Hagrid
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Harry, wherever did you get it?
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Neville
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Well, you'd know all about the madness within, wouldn't you, Remus?
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Sirius
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Excuse me, I'm Head Boy!
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Percy
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Can I have a go, Harry? After you, of course.
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Seamus
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For now, I need to rest.
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Lupin
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There's no need for ghosts, Professor. The Fat Lady is there.
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Filch
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Huh, probably Neville's forgotten the password again.
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Ron
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Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?
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Hermione
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Did what? Goodnight.
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Dumbledore
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Well, well, we must search the grounds.
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Fudge
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