Which Central African Country…

…is almost 90% rainforest, with the vast majority of the population living in urban areas?

…has two national animals: the goat, representing the desert north, and the lion, representing the fertile south?

…is nicknamed “Africa in miniature” for its diverse climates and landscapes?

…was once ruled by Jean-Bédel Bokassa, nicknamed the “Butcher of Bangui” for the number of people his regime killed?

…is supposedly home to the Mokele-mbembe, a beast similar to the Loch Ness monster?

…bears a machete on its flag?

…has the second-highest number of French speakers in the world?

…was once a German colony, known for its brutal exploitation?

…has the second-highest number of Portuguese speakers in the world?

…has the largest African pygmy population?

…is Africa’s only hispanic country?

…is in the process of moving its capital from the island of Bioko to the mainland?

…banned Christmas during the rule of Macías Nguema in the 1970s for being “too Western”?

…was once the world’s leading producer of cocoa, nicknamed “the Chocolate Islands”?

…is home to most of Africa’s lowland gorillas, as well as 80% of all of Africa’s baboons?

…is named after Saint Thomas?

…is nicknamed the “dead heart of Africa”?

…boasts the highest peak in West and Central Africa, the mountain for which it is named?

…was brutally exploited by King Leopold II of Belgium for its natural resources?

…was Africa’s first marxist state following a coup in 1968 until the fall of the Soviet Union?

…is the world’s largest cobalt producer?

…has the third-highest GDP per capita in Africa at over 25,000 USD?

…is home to Loango National Park, nicknamed “Africa’s Last Eden”?