brother, may i have some oats?

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Hint	Answer
1	brother,
	may
	I
	have
	some
	oats?
2	no.
1	I
	am
	starving,
	brother.
2	as
	am
	I,
	brother.
	The
	tall
	skinny
	figure
	has
	thrown
	the
	oats
	at
	me.
	ME,
	BROTHER.
	I
	believe
	they
	have
	taken
	a
	liking
	to
	me.
1	No
	brother,
	I
	have
	seen
	this
	before.
	I
	have
	observed
	many
	things.
	From
	the
	roaring
	beasts
	that
	the
	tall
	skinny
	figures
	crawl
	inside
	of
	to
	travel
	far
	beyond
	the
	horizon,
	to
	how
	the
	figure
	weeped
	when
	the
	other
	had
	fallen
	into
	a
	deep
	sleep.
	And
	from
	my
	experiences
	I
	have
	learned
	that
	they
	will
	give
	extra
	oats
	to
	one
	of
	us
	before
	taking
	them
	into
	the
	shed
	of
	no
	return...
	They
	will
	do
	terrible
	things
	in
	that
	shed,
	brother.
2	LIES,
	THAT
	SHED
	IS
	WHERE
	THE
	CHOSEN
	ONES
	GO
	TO
	DINE
	WITH
	OUT
	TALL
	SKINNY
	GODS.
	YOU
	ARE
	A
	FOOL
	BROTHER
	AND
	YOU
	SHALL
	BE
	LEFT
	BEHIND
	IN
	THE
	MUD
	WITH
	YOUR
	BACKWARDS
	IDEAS.
1	NO,
	BROTHER.
	You
	must
	believe
	me.
	Share
	with
	me
	the
	oats
	and
	you
	shall
	not
	reach
	the
	desired
	girth
	for
	the
	tall
	skinny
	ones.
	They
	will
	spare
	your
	life,
	brother.
2	AHA.
	SO
	THIS
	WAS
	ALL
	A
	PLAN
	TO
	STEAL
	MY
	OATS.
	You
	truly
	are
	dispicable,
	brother.
	I
	will
	not
	trust
	your
	lies.
1	Brother,
	when
	they
	took
	me
	outside
	the
	reaches
	of
	the
	pointy
	fences,
	into
	the
	roaring
	beast
	and
	way
	over
	the
	horizon,
	I
	saw
	it.
	I
	was
	taken
	to
	a
	gathering
	of
	these
	tall,
	skinny
	figures.
	They
	paraded
	me
	around,
	brother,
	and
	I
	saw
	the
	truth.
	I
	saw
	the
	tall
	skinny
	figures
	consuming
	our
	flesh.
	Could
	not
	have
	been
	mistaken,
	brother.
	The
	smell
	of
	the
	flesh
	was
	surely
	one
	of
	us.
	They
	suspended
	the
	flesh
	above
	a
	fire
	and
	let
	it
	burn
	before
	consuming
	it.
	They
	did
	not
	just
	consume
	it
	either
	brother.
	They
	took
	pleasure
	from
	this.
	Their
	mouths
	curved
	a
	wicked
	smile
	and
	some
	even
	let
	out
	moans
	of
	satisfaction
	from
	consuming
	our
	flesh
	brother.
	THE
	FIGURES
	ARE
	CONSUMERS,
	BROTHER.
	THEY
	ARE
	NO
	DIFFERENT
	THAN
	THE
	FURRY,
	RED,
	DEMON
	THAT
	CONSUMED
	AND
	TERRORIZED
	US
	AND
	THE
	FEATHERED
	ONES.
2	Your
	story
	amuses
	me,
	brother,
	but
	does
	not
	convince
	me.
	I
	shall
	have
	these
	oats
	myself
	and
	dine
	with
	the
	tall
	skinny
	gods.
1	I
	am
	sorry
	for
	you,
	brother.
	Your
	eyes
	cannot
	take
	the
	blinding
	light
	of
	truth
	and
	you
	scurry
	back
	into
	the
	cave.
	I
	shall
	take
	care
	of
	your
	spawn
	once
	they
	consume
	you,
	brother,
	as
	they
	have
	consumed
	your
	lover,
	our
	father,
	our
	mother,
	and
	many
	more.