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What's the most terrifying thing a nuclear physicist could say?
What's red and hurts your teeth?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
Why did the airplane crash land in Lake Michigan?
Why can't you trust stairs?
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor?
What's something that will make you smile?
What do you call someone with neither body nor a nose?
What do you call a spaghetto in disguise?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
When is a door not a door?
What do you call bears that don't have ears?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What do you call a sheep covered in plastic?
What's the best way to make antifreeze?
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
How much do roofs cost?
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What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school?
What did one hat say to the other?
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why can't you trust atoms?
What do you call a soaring music genre?
What is the biggest cause of dry skin?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs?
A condescending con descending
An impasta
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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Bricks
It felt crummy
It's not
Jetpunk
Laminated
Nobody, knows
None, they're illiterate
Nothing; they're on the house
Oops
Reality
Ribbit
Safety always comes first
Same middle name
Take away her blanket
Their capital is Dublin
They make up everything
They're always up to something
To see time fly
Towels
Use a ruler
When it becomes apparent
When it's a jar
Where's my tractor?
You go on ahead
Your face muscles
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Sep 29, 2025
Good job :)))))))