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Dad Jokes - Statistics
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This quiz has been taken 106 times
83 since last reset
- The average score is 19 of 30
Answer Stats
| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| What do you call a spaghetto in disguise? | An impasta | 81%
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| What's red and hurts your teeth? | Bricks | 77%
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| Why did the cookie go to the hospital? | It felt crummy | 73%
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| What do you call a sheep covered in plastic? | Laminated | 73%
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| Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? | To see time fly | 73%
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| When does a joke become a dad joke? | When it becomes apparent | 73%
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| What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? | Where's my tractor? | 73%
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| What do you call bears that don't have ears? | B | 71%
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| What do you call someone with neither body nor a nose? | Nobody, knows | 71%
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| How much do roofs cost? | Nothing; they're on the house | 71%
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| Why are the Irish so wealthy? | Their capital is Dublin | 71%
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| What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs? | A condescending con descending | 69%
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| Why can't you trust stairs? | They're always up to something | 69%
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| Why did the airplane crash land in Lake Michigan? | Because the pilot was a loaf of bread | 67%
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| What's the best way to make antifreeze? | Take away her blanket | 67%
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| Why can't you trust atoms? | They make up everything | 67%
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| What's something that will make you smile? | Your face muscles | 65%
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| What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school? | Use a ruler | 63%
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| When is a door not a door? | When it's a jar | 63%
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| What did one hat say to the other? | You go on ahead | 63%
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| What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? | Same middle name | 60%
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| What is the biggest cause of dry skin? | Towels | 60%
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| What kind of tea is hard to swallow? | Reality | 56%
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| What's the most terrifying thing a nuclear physicist could say? | Oops | 52%
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| Interrupting fr-- | Ribbit | 52%
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| What do you call a soaring music genre? | Jetpunk | 50%
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| Why is 6 afraid of 7? | It's not | 48%
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| What's a pirate's favorite letter? | None, they're illiterate | 44%
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| What came first, the chicken or the egg? | Safety always comes first | 33%
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| What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question? | ⠀ | 23%
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