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Last updated: October 16, 2025
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First submittedSeptember 26, 2025
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What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
What is the biggest cause of dry skin?
What's something that will make you smile?
Why can't you trust stairs?
Interrupting fr--
Why did the airplane crash land in Lake Michigan?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
What do you call someone with neither body nor a nose?
What did one hat say to the other?
What do you call a spaghetto in disguise?
How much do roofs cost?
What do you call bears that don't have ears?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
What's red and hurts your teeth?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What's the most terrifying thing a nuclear physicist could say?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor?
What do you call a sheep covered in plastic?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs?
When is a door not a door?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why can't you trust atoms?
What's the best way to make antifreeze?
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
What do you call a soaring music genre?
A condescending con descending
An impasta
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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Bricks
It felt crummy
It's not
Jetpunk
Laminated
Nobody, knows
None, they're illiterate
Nothing; they're on the house
Oops
Reality
Ribbit
Safety always comes first
Same middle name
Take away her blanket
Their capital is Dublin
They make up everything
They're always up to something
To see time fly
Towels
Use a ruler
When it becomes apparent
When it's a jar
Where's my tractor?
You go on ahead
Your face muscles
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Sep 29, 2025
Good job :)))))))