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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
What do you call a spaghetto in disguise?
What do you call someone with neither body nor a nose?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's the best way to make antifreeze?
What's red and hurts your teeth?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's the easiest way to get straight A's in school?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What did one hat say to the other?
What's something that will make you smile?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Why can't you trust atoms?
Why can't you trust stairs?
What do you call a soaring music genre?
Why did the airplane crash land in Lake Michigan?
What do you call a sheep covered in plastic?
What do you call bears that don't have ears?
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
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What is the biggest cause of dry skin?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
How much do roofs cost?
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor?
When is a door not a door?
Why are the Irish so wealthy?
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down stairs?
What's the most terrifying thing a nuclear physicist could say?
A condescending con descending
An impasta
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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
Bricks
It felt crummy
It's not
Jetpunk
Laminated
Nobody, knows
None, they're illiterate
Nothing; they're on the house
Oops
Reality
Ribbit
Safety always comes first
Same middle name
Take away her blanket
Their capital is Dublin
They make up everything
They're always up to something
To see time fly
Towels
Use a ruler
When it becomes apparent
When it's a jar
Where's my tractor?
You go on ahead
Your face muscles
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Sep 29, 2025
Good job :)))))))