TF2 - Meet the Soldier Monologue

Complete with the correct words the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 monologue/presentation. You have three minutes. Good luck, maggots!

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the Soldier shoots 3 rockets at 3 mercenaries, killing them all

fighting

sure

result

victory,

then

you

must

fight.

he folds his arm on his chest

Sun

Tzu

said

that

and

I'd

say

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knows

little

about

fighting

than

you

pal,

because

invented

it.

And

then

perfected

it,

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that

living

man

could

best

him

the

ring

honor!

changes scenes into a warzone, where he is hitting himself with a shovel

then he runs. As he is about to shoot at a Medic he just spotted with his rocket launcher, he screams :

MAGGOTS!

the Medic explodes. He continues his offensive and is lured towards a sentry. The scenes changes back to his presentation

And

then

used

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his

fight

money

buy

two

every

animal

Earth,

and

then

herded

them

he fiddles with his pair of two grenades

onto

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boat,

and

then

he gently colldies the grenades with each other twice

beat

the

crap

out

every

single

one...

changes scenes back to the battleground. He destroys the sentry while rocket jumping on it. Then he is about to capture a control point that 3 BLU mercenaries are occupying. He kills them all in a single shot. a Spy tries to stab him but he feels him and brutally swings his shovel behind, knocking the Spy out

he giggles diabolically

And

from

that

day

forward,

any

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time

bunch

animals

are