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TF2 - Meet the Soldier Monologue

Complete with the correct words the Soldier from Team Fortress 2 monologue/presentation. You have three minutes. Good luck, maggots!
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the Soldier shoots 3 rockets at 3 mercenaries, killing them all
If
fighting
is
sure
to
result
in
victory,
then
you
must
fight.
he folds his arm on his chest
Sun
Tzu
said
that ,
and
I'd
say
he
knows
a
little
more
about
fighting
than
you
do
pal,
because
he
invented
it.
And
then
he
perfected
it,
so
that
no
living
man
could
best
him
in
the
ring
of
honor!
changes scenes into a warzone, where he is hitting himself with a shovel
then he runs. As he is about to shoot at a Medic he just spotted with his rocket launcher, he screams :
MAGGOTS!
the Medic explodes. He continues his offensive and is lured towards a sentry. The scenes changes back to his presentation
And
then
he
used
his
fight
money
to
buy
two
of
every
animal
on
Earth,
and
then
he
herded
them
he fiddles with his pair of two grenades
onto
a
boat,
and
then
he gently colldies the grenades with each other twice
he
beat
the
crap
out
of
every
single
one...
changes scenes back to the battleground. He destroys the sentry while rocket jumping on it. Then he is about to capture a control point that 3 BLU mercenaries are occupying. He kills them all in a single shot. a Spy tries to stab him but he feels him and brutally swings his shovel behind, knocking the Spy out
he giggles diabolically
And
from
that
day
forward,
any
time
a
bunch
of
animals
are
together
in
one
place
it's
called
a
ZOO.
points to a dead mercenary's head
Unless
it's
a
farm!
end.
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ArchonCanberra2K
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Jan 7, 2026
I did nothing but teleporting bread for 3 days 🗣🔥🔥
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