| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| What do you call a hurried Soviet? | A {Rushin' Russian}! | 95%
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| What do you call lacquer from Warsaw? | Polish Polish! | 70%
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| What do you call an Italian who keeps wanderin’ around? | A {Roamin’ Roman}! | 64%
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| What do you call a mellow dude from Santiago who’s havin’ a relaxin’ stretch on a sofa? | A {Chill Layin’ Chilean}! | 59%
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| What do you call an overeatin’ person from Tbilisi? | A {gorgin’ Georgian}! | 55%
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| What do these jokes do to the Vietnamese capital? | They {Annoy Hanoi} | 52%
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| What do you call an American in a tug of war? | A {Yanky Yankee}! | 45%
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| What do you call a sled from the capital of Colombia? | A {Bogotan Toboggan}! | 39%
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| What do you call a lawn trimmin’ Polynesian from Nu’ulua? | A {Mowin’ Samoan}! | 34%
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| What do you call a veranda full o’ ganders in Lisbon? | A {Portuguese Porch o’ Geese}! | 34%
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| What do you call a Dubliner’s desire to have better vision? | An {Irish Eye Wish}! | 30%
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| What did the retired Shah from Tehran say when asked what his career was? | I Ran Iran! | 27%
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| What do you call an Incan who lived during the biblical flood? | A {Diluvian Peruvian}! | 11%
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| What do you call a Prussian who’s relevant to the matter at hand? | A {Germane German}! | 11%
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| What do you call a Parisian hand tool that has a coat of animal hair? | A… {French Fur Wrench}… | 7%
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| What might Americans have because of the “Do Not Travel” advisory for Iran? | A {Persian Aversion}… | 7%
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