Belgium… or Yogurt

For each statement, select whether it applies to Belgium, yogurt, or both.
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1. Has won Eurovision.
They won once a looooong time ago.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
2. Has a culture that’s beneficial to ALL humans.
Yogurt has a beneficial probiotic culture. Belgium’s culture is Belgian. Historically… yeah…
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
3. Responsible for about a third of the yearly income of Benelux.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
4. Taken by Genghis Khan’s army.
They never made it to Germany, but they did eat their yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
5. About 40% Greek.
Yogurt sales in USA and Europe are about 40% Greek Yogurt. Belgium is most Belgians.
Belgium
Yogurt
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6. Gets its name from a Latin word that roughly means “swollen”.
Julius Caesar called a group in what’s probably modern Belgium Belgae, implying they were swollen with anger!
Belgium
Yogurt
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7. Not a member of NATO.
Belgium has long been a member. Yogurt is yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
8. Has never won the FIFA or UEFA championships.
Belgium is the only team to have been ranked #1 to have never won. Yogurt is yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
9. Good with waffles.
Belgian waffles and waffles with yogurt are perfectly fine.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
10. Americans spell it differently than most British do.
Yoghurt. Belgium’s Belgium.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
11. Integral to the Schlieffen Plan.
That was Germany’s invasion plan in WWI. It did not mention yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
12. Partially responsible for Napoleon’s downfall.
Waterloo is in Belgium, where Napoleon met his final defeat. His stomach issues didn’t come from yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
13. Generally ranges from 0.4-3.3% fat by weight.
Healthy adults have about 25% body fat. Belgium is about 50% overweight, so…
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
14. Its classical equivalent was in the Roman Empire.
Gallia Belgica was a province of the Roman Empire under Augustus. They also had Byzantium yogurt.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
15. Its flaws have long been decried by a truth-telling quiz site.
Belgium
Yogurt
Both
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25 Comments
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Level 63
Sep 22, 2024
how did you even find questions for this LOL

nwas quiz nommed

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Level 63
Sep 22, 2024
nvm im out of nominations
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Level 73
Sep 22, 2024
No worries, I took care of this. :)

@Dimby, very entertaining quiz. I laughed out loud at some of the questions.

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Level 63
Sep 24, 2024
nommed!
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Level 83
Sep 22, 2024
lol. It all started with the “culture” double meaning.
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Level 68
Sep 22, 2024
This must be the most bizarre, yet somehow entertaining quiz I've seen in a good while. Thanks
+4
Level 83
Sep 22, 2024
Thanks for the kind words!
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Level 63
Sep 22, 2024
I think that describes Dimby's quizzes as a whole. "Is apple..." and "Is it art?" also fall under a similar category.
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Level 63
Sep 24, 2024
dont forget is rock
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Level 63
Sep 22, 2024
Great quiz as always! Not convinced about yogurt with waffles, though. (And should question 14 should be Its instead of It's?)
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Level 83
Sep 23, 2024
You’re right on its. Fixed! But I’ll defend yogurt waffles to the death.
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Level 76
Sep 29, 2024
You're a monster.
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Level 63
Sep 24, 2024
cant say Its, will upset it'sers, cant say It's, will upset itsers, must say it,s, must upset both
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Level 74
Sep 29, 2024
You're eating yogurt with waffles???

I'm Belgian and I'll never ever do that.

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Level 83
Sep 29, 2024
You can make the waffles with yogurt.
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Level 68
Sep 29, 2024
Mark my words: the day will come on which a yogurt wins Eurovision
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Level 72
Sep 29, 2024
Does it count if it's a song about yoghurt?
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Level 57
Sep 29, 2024
Need more quizzes like this: Weird idea and yet it somehow works out. Loved this quiz.
+3
Level 83
Sep 29, 2024
Thanks. Make sure to try MacEnroe or Mac n Cheese
+3
Level 83
Sep 29, 2024
Oh, that’s by Overtired, not me, btw.
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Level 89
Oct 1, 2024
This is the most ridiculous quiz I've ever taken.

10/10 no notes.

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Level 50
Jun 14, 2025
Very funny. Good job.

"Yogurt is Yogurt"

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Level 32
Dec 5, 2025
Only 18% of the population of Belgium is overweight, not 50%
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Level 83
Dec 5, 2025
You are incorrect.
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Level 61
Dec 21, 2025
Question 13. The question says Belgium, not the population of Belgium. By weight, I would think it's possible that fat is as much as 0.3%, but actually is probably less when you think there are all those mountains and stuff. Oh no, hang on, Belgium. I think they may have a hill somewhere. Anyway I suppose it depends how deep down you want to weigh the ground. Or if it's the cumulative weight of everything above ground, then perhaps?

I'm not convinced you've thought this question through

N.B. I have just asked the AI how much of the total weight of Belgium is made up of waffles and that was one of those rare occasions where it admitted it doesn't know. Research needed please.