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Diagnosis: Stupid!
Stupid?! I want a second opinion!
You’re also lazy.
Give a diagnosis of fat, stupid or lazy based on the emphasized word in the patient’s symptoms.
You’re also lazy.
Give a diagnosis of fat, stupid or lazy based on the emphasized word in the patient’s symptoms.
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Last updated: June 1, 2024
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| First submitted | June 1, 2024 |
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The bank manager closed my Bitcoin account because I’m fatuous.
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I’m too obtuse to compete with my wife’s tennis instructor.
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The food delivery man gently touched my neck because he liked me torpid.
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Someone in the JetPunk comments called me myopic.
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The airline forced the pilot to apologize for saying I was “beyond embonpoint.”
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A Walmart greeter in a Rascal scooter called me vacuous.
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The clown at my son’s birthday squirted water at me because I’m corpulent.
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My fertility doctor identified that my problem was that I was languid.
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My local rabbi respects my efforts to have high self esteem despite my portliness.
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The cops said I ran over that pedestrian because I’m lackadaisical.
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I don’t use revolving doors because I am far too nescient.
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The lawnmower salesman kicked me out for looking like a shiftless Canadian.
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My congresswoman wouldn’t read my letters because I’m stout.
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Singing cowboy, Roy Rogers, sang a song about how languorous I am.
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They kicked me out of Taco Bell for being indolent.
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The zookeeper told me I was more slothful than all her animals—even the sloths.
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My mother-in-law objected at the wedding because I was habitually chilly and rotund.
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The farmer judged me to be as adipose as his worst ox.
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My friend Dottie called me an oaf in her memaw’s eulogy.
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The priest said it’s a sin that I’m so biblically sottish.
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3 Comments
NateVoD
+2
Level 60
Jun 1, 2024
Nice quiz. Very amusing.
drinkBeerBeFree
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Aug 8, 2024
wat
iRDM
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Feb 6, 2025
Some of these sentences making absolutely no sense with the correct definitions really threw me off XD this quiz is best taken by just ignoring everything but the italicized words
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