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Diagnosis: Stupid!

Stupid?! I want a second opinion!
You’re also lazy.
Give a diagnosis of fat, stupid or lazy based on the emphasized word in the patient’s symptoms.
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Last updated: June 1, 2024
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My friend Dottie called me an oaf in her memaw’s eulogy.
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The food delivery man gently touched my neck because he liked me torpid.
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The lawnmower salesman kicked me out for looking like a shiftless Canadian.
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The bank manager closed my Bitcoin account because I’m fatuous.
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My congresswoman wouldn’t read my letters because I’m stout.
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Someone in the JetPunk comments called me myopic.
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My mother-in-law objected at the wedding because I was habitually chilly and rotund.
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Singing cowboy, Roy Rogers, sang a song about how languorous I am.
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They kicked me out of Taco Bell for being indolent.
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A Walmart greeter in a Rascal scooter called me vacuous.
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The clown at my son’s birthday squirted water at me because I’m corpulent.
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The cops said I ran over that pedestrian because I’m lackadaisical.
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I’m too obtuse to compete with my wife’s tennis instructor.
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The priest said it’s a sin that I’m so biblically sottish.
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The airline forced the pilot to apologize for saying I was “beyond embonpoint.
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My local rabbi respects my efforts to have high self esteem despite my portliness.
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My fertility doctor identified that my problem was that I was languid.
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The zookeeper told me I was more slothful than all her animals—even the sloths.
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The farmer judged me to be as adipose as his worst ox.
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I don’t use revolving doors because I am far too nescient.
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Fat!
Lazy!
Stupid!
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3 Comments
+2
Level 60
Jun 1, 2024
Nice quiz. Very amusing.
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Level 49
Aug 8, 2024
wat
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Level 81
Feb 6, 2025
Some of these sentences making absolutely no sense with the correct definitions really threw me off XD this quiz is best taken by just ignoring everything but the italicized words