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Diagnosis: Stupid! - Statistics
General Stats
- This quiz has been taken 115 times
- The average score is 12 of 20
Answer Stats
| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
|---|---|---|
| The zookeeper told me I was more slothful than all her animals—even the sloths. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 88%
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| My mother-in-law objected at the wedding because I was habitually chilly and rotund. Diagnosis: | Fat! | 82%
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| The clown at my son’s birthday squirted water at me because I’m corpulent. Diagnosis: | Fat! | 78%
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| My local rabbi respects my efforts to have high self esteem despite my portliness. Diagnosis: | Fat! | 78%
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| Someone in the JetPunk comments called me myopic.
Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 78%
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| My congresswoman wouldn’t read my letters because I’m stout. Diagnosis: | Fat! | 76%
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| My fertility doctor identified that my problem was that I was languid. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 73%
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| Singing cowboy, Roy Rogers, sang a song about how languorous I am. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 70%
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| My friend Dottie called me an oaf in her memaw’s eulogy. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 65%
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| I’m too obtuse to compete with my wife’s tennis instructor. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 64%
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| A Walmart greeter in a Rascal scooter called me vacuous. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 62%
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| The cops said I ran over that pedestrian because I’m lackadaisical. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 60%
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| The bank manager closed my Bitcoin account because I’m fatuous. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 60%
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| The lawnmower salesman kicked me out for looking like a shiftless Canadian. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 57%
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| The farmer judged me to be as adipose as his worst ox. Diagnosis: | Fat! | 53%
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| They kicked me out of Taco Bell for being indolent. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 53%
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| The priest said it’s a sin that I’m so biblically sottish. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 37%
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| The airline forced the pilot to apologize for saying I was “beyond embonpoint.” Diagnosis: | Fat! | 36%
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| The food delivery man gently touched my neck because he liked me torpid. Diagnosis: | Lazy! | 34%
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| I don’t use revolving doors because I am far too nescient. Diagnosis: | Stupid! | 30%
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