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Steamed Hams Script

Enter each word to the famous Simpsons scene.
Blue boxes for Chalmers' lines.
Green boxes for Skinner's lines.
Orange boxes for the 'Skinner & the Superintendent' song.
Purple boxes for Agnes' lines.
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Word
Well
Seymour,
I
made
it,
despite
your
directions.
Ah,
Superintendent
Chalmers
welcome.
I
hope
you're
prepared
for
an
unforgettable
luncheon.
Yeah.
Oh
egads!
My
roast
is
ruined!
But
what
if
I
were
to
purchase
fast
food
and
disguise
it
as
my
own
cooking?
Delightfully
devilish,
Seymour.
Skinner
with
his
crazy
explanations!
The
superintendent
is
going
to
need
his
medication!
When
he
hears
Skinner's
lame
exaggerations,
there'll
be
trouble
in
town
tonight!
SEYMOUR!
Superintendent,
I
was
just
stretching
my
calves
on
the
window
sill.
Isometric
exercise.
Care
to
join
me?
Why
is
there
smoke
coming
out
of
your
oven,
Seymour?
That
isn't
smoke.
It's
steam.
Steam
from
the
steamed
clams
we're
having.
Mmm...
Steamed
clams!
Whew.
Superintendent,
I
hope
you're
ready
for
mouth
watering
hamburgers.
I
thought
we
were
having
steamed
clams.
Oh
no,
I
said
steamed
hams.
That's
what
I
call
hamburgers.
You
call
hamburgers
steamed
hams?
Yes!
It's
a
regional
dialect.
Uh-huh.
What
region?
Upstate
New York.
Really?
Well
I'm
from
Utica
and
I've
never
heard
anyone
use
the
phrase
steamed
hams.
Oh,
not
in
Utica.
No,
It's
an
Albany
expression.
I
see.
You
know,
these
hamburgers
are
quite
similar
to
the
ones
they
have
at
Krusty
Burger.
Oh
no.
Patented
Skinner
burgers!
Old
family
recipe.
For
steamed
hams?
Yes!
Yes,
and
you
call
them
steamed
hams,
despite
the
fact
they
are
obviously
grilled.
You
know...
one
thing
I
should...
Excuse
me
for
one
second.
Of
course.
Well,
that
was
wonderful.
A
good
time
was
had
by
all.
I'm
pooped.
Yes,
I
should
be-
GOOD
LORD!
What
is
happening
in
there?!
Aurora
Borealis.
Aurora
Borealis?!
At
this
time
of
year?
At
this
time
of
day?
In
this
part
of
the
country?
Localized
entirely
within
your
kitchen?
Yes!
May
I
see
it?
No.
SEYMOUR!
The
house
is
on
fire!
No,
mother,
it's
just
the
northern
lights.
Well,
Seymour,
you
are
an
odd
fellow.
But
I
must
say,
you
steam
a
good
ham.
HELP!
HELP!!!
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13 Comments
Insaniot
+4
Level 63
May 15, 2018
No! You beat me to this quiz!
phanpysam
+3
Level 57
May 15, 2018
I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist.
Insaniot
+9
Level 63
Jun 19, 2018
It’s fine. This quiz is delightfully devilish, anyways.
XYU
+2
Level 62
Sep 5, 2022
Lots of fun; good one.
malachite
+4
Level 76
Sep 5, 2022
I was not prepared for this unforgettable quiz, alas I did not get it all in time! Love it anyway, classic episode.
stylus
+2
Level 79
Sep 5, 2022
i love it
nothankyouplease
+2
Level 62
Sep 5, 2022
How did I almost get a perfect score on this?
wehraboo
+4
Level 70
Sep 9, 2022
Why is new york one word?
phanpysam
+2
Level 57
Mar 11, 2025
The way I see it, New York is an established city and can be categorized as one proper noun. Mostly because the 'New' in New York isn't an adjective, it's just a part of the name. But- if you want to extend that logic to Krusty Burger being one word, I could see that too. Grammar is a tricky thing. Thanks for your interest in the quiz though!
shbbbbbbbmm
+2
Level 67
Feb 29, 2024
Good quiz! Only missed whew
phanpysam
+1
Level 57
Mar 10, 2025
That one's a stubborn one. But I included it because it is part of the official script.
Murphster45
+2
Level 97
Mar 5, 2025
Truly a top-tier quiz.
jayayah9397
+1
Level 33
Feb 20, 2026
Well, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you make a good quiz
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