| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| There was an Old Man with a beard,Who said, “It is just as I feared! Two owls and a hen, Four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my ... | beard | 91%
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| A flea and a fly in a flue,Were imprisoned, so what could they do? Said the fly, “Let us flee!” “Let us fly!” said the flea, So they flew through a flaw in the ... | flue | 91%
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| There once was a runner named DwightWho could speed even faster than light. He set out one day In a relative way And returned on the previous ... | night | 91%
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| A painter, who lived in Great Britain,Interrupted two girls with their knitting, He said, with a sigh, "That park bench, well I, Just painted it, right where you're ... | sitting" | 91%
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| There was a young lass of Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not rounded and pink As you’d probably think But was grey, had long ears, and ate ... | grass | 82%
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| There was a young lady named CagerWho, as the result of a wager, Consented to fart The complete oboe part Of Mozart’s quartet in F ... | Major | 82%
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| There’s a wandering tribe with a ban on baloneyIn the deserts of Hebron their sheep could get lonely While others built towers They pondered for hours Inventing a god who’s the one and the ... | only | 82%
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| There was a girl from Rabat,Who had triplets, Nat, Pat and Tat; It was fun in the breeding, But hell in the feeding, When she found she had no tit for ... | Tat | 82%
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| There was a young lady named Hannah,Who slipped on a peel of banana. As she lay on her side, More stars she espied Than there are in the Star-Spangled ... | Banner | 73%
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| There was a young lady of Cork,Whose Pa made a fortune in pork. He bought for his daughter, A tutor who taught her, To balance green peas on her ... | fork | 73%
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| There once was a farmer from Leeds,Who swallowed a packet of seeds. It soon came to pass, He was covered with grass, But has all the tomatoes he ... | needs | 73%
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| The limerick packs laughs anatomicalInto space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are ... | comical | 64%
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| There once was a young man from LymeWho married three wives at a time. When asked, "Why a third?" He replied, "One's absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a ... | crime" | 64%
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| There was a young lady named AliceWho was known to have peed in a chalice. ‘Twas the common belief It was done for relief, And not out of protestant ... | malice | 64%
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| God’s plan made a hopeful beginning.But man spoiled his chances by sinning. We trust that the story Will end in God’s glory, But at present the other side’s .. | winning | 64%
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| An elderly man called Keith,Mislaid his set of false teeth. They'd been laid on a chair, He'd forgot they were there, Sat down, and was bitten ... | beneath | 45%
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| There was a young man of MontroseWho had pockets in none of his clothes. When asked by his lass Where he carried his brass, He said, ‘Darling, I pay through the ... | nose" | 45%
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| A magazine writer named Bing,Could make copy from most anything; But the copy he wrote, Of a ten-dollar note, Was so good he now lives in Sing ... | Sing | 45%
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| A wonderful bird is the pelican,His bill holds more than his belican. He can take in his beak, Enough food for a week, But I’m damned if I see how the ... | hellcan | 36%
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| There once was a man from Nantucket,Who kept all his cash in a bucket. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, ... | Nantucket | 27%
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