Guess the Punchline

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Last updated: April 12, 2016
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Joke
Punchline
I was reading a book, The History Of Glue
I couldn’t put it down
So i went to Sooty's barbecue and I had a
Sweepstake
I met the man who invented window sills
What a ledge
This song is called subtraction
Take it away
Do you like local jokes? Me too, they're
Right up my street
I did a gig to whole load of reindeers
Slayed 'em
I played the back half of a pantomime wasp
I was the bees knees
I was steering a yacht with my stomach muscles
Absailing
Joke
Punchline
What concerns me is ill wind-up an old man and
He'll attack me
The pollen count
Thats a difficult job
I can't spell Armageddon but
It's not the end of the world
The seven of diamond, sorry my mind's
Playing tricks on me
Do I enjoy doing courthouse puns?
Guilty!
my yoga instructor was really drunk which put me in
An awkward position
i hate scrabble so much I just
Can't put it into words
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1 Comments
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Level 59
Apr 12, 2016
A Tim Vine fan, I see... :)