SCTV Characters

Crooked station owner who uses a wheelchair to try and gain respect

How are ya?! Washed-up stand-up comic who sports many gold chains and rings

Bespectacled TV music video DJ whose show airs early in the morning

Leopard-print clothes wearing station manager with a distinct laugh: "Pfft, HA!"

Late night vampire who howls like a werewolf and tries to hawk 3D glasses so viewers can watch old B horror movies

Mad scientist who often stars in aforementioned B horror movies

Hunchbacked Igor-like aide to the mad scientist

Knee-slapping late night talk show host extraordinaire who loves to sport afros

His sad, fawning second banana with a cheap laugh

Corrupt local celebrity who unsuccessfully runs for a seat on city council, and often produces and stars in many SCTV programs

Two beer swilling, cigarette smoking Canadians who tell you to take off, eh? Hoser.

The respectable TV news anchor who always gets the top stories, battles alcoholism

The bumbling TV news anchor who gets the chintzy local stories

Melodramatic actress/singer who loves you and wants to bear your children!

Overly-obsessed with minutiae celebrity interviewer/talk show host