| Hint | Answer | % Correct |
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| Late night vampire who howls like a werewolf and tries to hawk 3D glasses so viewers can watch old B horror movies | Count Floyd | 100%
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| Mad scientist who often stars in aforementioned B horror movies | Dr Tongue | 100%
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| Leopard-print clothes wearing station manager with a distinct laugh: "Pfft, HA!" | Edith Prickley | 100%
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| Crooked station owner who uses a wheelchair to try and gain respect | Guy Caballero | 100%
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| Corrupt local celebrity who unsuccessfully runs for a seat on city council, and often produces and stars in many SCTV programs | Johnny La Rue | 100%
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| Two beer swilling, cigarette smoking Canadians who tell you to take off, eh? Hoser. | McKenzie Brothers | 100%
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| Knee-slapping late night talk show host extraordinaire who loves to sport afros | Sammy Maudlin | 100%
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| How are ya?! Washed-up stand-up comic who sports many gold chains and rings | Bobby Bittman | 67%
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| Hunchbacked Igor-like aide to the mad scientist | Bruno | 67%
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| The respectable TV news anchor who always gets the top stories, battles alcoholism | Floyd Robertson | 67%
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| Bespectacled TV music video DJ whose show airs early in the morning | Gerry Todd | 67%
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| Melodramatic actress/singer who loves you and wants to bear your children! | Lola Heatherton | 67%
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| His sad, fawning second banana with a cheap laugh | William B. Williams | 67%
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| Overly-obsessed with minutiae celebrity interviewer/talk show host | Brock Linehan | 33%
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| The bumbling TV news anchor who gets the chintzy local stories | Earl Camembert | 33%
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