US National Park by One-Star Review 3

Can you guess the US national park based on its one-star review on Google Maps or TripAdvisor?
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Last updated: December 29, 2025
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"Elevator was not working for several months! Love the bisons. The land scenery is quite boring."
Wind Cave
"It's a great place, but there's no Lenin monument."
Gates of the Arctic
"[The park ranger] was very rude. First rude person I have ever met in Maui."
Haleakala
"It's basically a boardwalk through a forest. I did take 3 photos which are all terrible."
Congaree
"Hitting all national parks in California ... idk who thought it was a good idea to make this a national park that's all ima say maybe a state park but national ...."
Pinnacles
"Strenuous hike and takes whole day. The view is mediocre and nothing special. If your time is tight don't waste a whole day hiking this mountain."
Guadalupe Mountains
"Most of the park appears to have recently burned. It doesn't smell like a forest. It smells like an ashtray."
Lassen Volcanic
"It's like some ice cubes got scattered on a hill"
Glacier Bay
"Very hard to believe the high ratings. Booked a snorkel trip and was lightening and raining."
Biscayne
"There are a lot of great things to do in northern Minnesota, but this isn't one of them."
Voyageurs
"Too cold"
Kobuk Valley
"The visitor center didn't even sell anything. The Lehman cave tour was great but not worth the drive to get to this park"
Great Basin
"Taking one look at the place, I fully expected to see Lawrence of Arabia leading a convoy of camels across the dunes, but was disappointed."
White Sands
"I quite frankly find it desrispectful that you guys are making fun of one of our beloved presidents pls fix the name"
Theodore Roosevelt
"Disappointing compared to Whittier"
Kenai Fjords
"I found out why [this] national park is the least visited national park, it's not because it is remote and hard to get to, it's because of the staff..."
Isle Royale
"JK. It's the best spot in CO. I went one star so that everyone stays away and keeps it this way!"
Black Canyon of the Gunnison
"Glaciers are dangerous 10+ meters of snow can pile on you and rivers are dangerous (they're everywhere!) you might drown."
Lake Clark
"Went to Santa Barbara Island... and the wildlife kept slinging insults. Sea lions kept barking at me like I was some dog. They were all in on it. Marine mammals are jerks."
Channel Islands
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