European Countries Battle Royale Episode 6
First published: Sunday March 8th, 2026
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Prologue
This blog series is entirely by Pontiac. I take no credit for it or any of its episodes. Pontiac was very busy, and could not finish this series. I asked permission, and it was granted, to conclude the series. Thank you to Pontiac for everything.
I am dropping out of this series, and giving Switzerland to Austria (Aragorn)
I also have no record of who had Denmark, so I am giving Denmark to Germany (Lindwyrm)
1. Albania (SongHaell) vs Montenegro (Nickelz)
Albania wants to expand its territory even more, so they set their eyes to Montenegro to the north. They think, "ah, they only have 600k or so ppl they are harmless!" That is where they were wrong. Expecting a small army, they brought only one tank, but all of Montenegro rallied to stop them, and it worked. The Montenegrin forces made it all the way to Tirana, and that is the end of Albania's time in the Royale.
Montenegro Wins!
2. Netherlands (Ptcairn) vs Germany (Lindwyrm)
Ptcairn is on an all time high after beating Belgium, and he thinks Germany can also fall. So, he invades. But the Germans decide to release a bunch of water and soon, the Netherlands are flooded.
Germany Wins!
3. Iceland (LuckyCat) vs Ireland (HeyItsRose18)
Ireland knows they can't take on the UK. So they decide to go bully Iceland with its 300k residents. But on the way there, their ship hits a massive iceberg and sinks to the ground. LuckyCat notices that they don't have a navy anymore and Dublin is now New Reykjavik.
Iceland Wins!
4. Malta (MeMeMe333) vs Italy (DukeOfArrakis)
Malta is small and they know it. But Italy thinks that there is no way a small island would invade, so they keep all their soldiers on the French and Austrian borders. They don't notice the Maltese sacking Rome.
Malta Wins!
5. San Marino (fraaab) vs Malta (MeMeMe333)
San Marino, seeing the Maltese celebrate, realizes this is their moment. The Sammarinese forces cross Italy hoping to surprise MeMeMe, but the Maltese don't make the same mistake as the Italians and they are ready. Ready with a hydrogen bomb to destroy San Marino.
Malta Wins!
6. Germany (Lindwyrm) vs France (jbro)
Germany has conquered the Netherlands, and they are ready to face the most powerful nation in Europe. Or
so they thought.
Turns out the French army was vacationing in Berlin and as soon as they realized a war started they took the capital.
France Wins!
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Anyway goodbye and allalloollay for now and see you tomorrow
Thank you again Pontiac
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44. Andorra
43. Romania
42. Latvia
41. Croatia
40. North Macedonia
39. Hungary
38. Kosovo
37. Belarus
36. Lithuania (under peaceful annexation)
35. Monaco (last bot country)
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34. Spain (Amphi64)
33. Slovakia (Copybarra)
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32. Estonia (MeowILoveCats123)
31. Czech Republic (GeniusKhan)
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30. POLAND (Tayger) goodbye dude..
29. Belgium (DixonTiconderoga)
28. Portugal (ItzIngenious)
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27. Switzerland (Danny999) (Dropout)
26. Denmark (???)
25. Albania (SongHaell)
24. Netherlands (Ptcairn)
23. Ireland (HeyItsRose18)
22. Italy (DukeOfArrakis)
21. San Marino (fraaab)
20. Germany (Lindwyrm)
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19 countries remain!