Interesting Facts Can Kill #6

Yay! I've survived to issue six without being hunted down and killed by the facts mentioned previously!

Still don't believe me that facts are that dangerous? Read along to find out why interesting facts are not something to be reckoned with...

I bet you, the next fact will be a extremely dangerous fact!!!

See? Pancakes are extremely dangerous!!! 🙀🗡️🥞

Uh...

You don't understand???

Uh... This fact is dangerous because it is encouraging whole countries and governments to promote the consuming of pancakes (better than waffles though). This will lead to people buying and selling more pancakes (I think. I've honestly never heard of 'Fat Tuesday' or 'Pancake day'...), which will lead to them being broke, right? And will cause pancake-selling brands to be greedy, and raise prices.

This fact is encouraging greed in many businesses. They make holidays, increase sales and sale prices and make everyone broke (and potentially fat).

Please kindly tell me if I got anything wrong about Pancake day. It sounds like a day to eat pancakes to me...

This is a boring fact. I don't want to do this...

(Taking advantage of the 'Capy technique'. It's a new term, in the JetPunk dcitionary! Go check it out now → Def not a fake link (don't worry, it isn't what it was last time)

Fine. Who knows if you'll get a papercut from flipping through comic books to find out why the fact is dangerous (proving my point already, that this fact is dangerous).

Okay. I'll give you two options:

EXTREMELY PARANOID REASON 1:

This fact is dangerous, as it shows how people have bad memory. The original comic-maker wrote something and then forgot about it. And since Superman is an alien, aliens from out of space are probably reading it, going:

"Oohh, da hooman hat maid a mishake! Hahaha (or whatever weird form of 'laughing' they have), wee siall take ofer da world!",

Taking advantage of our bad memory.

And due to our bad memory, we'll forget about the world before aliens, living in eternal misery...

Or...

EXTREMELY PARANOID REASON 2:

This fact will encourage people to look through comic books, to try and find all the mistakes the author/illustrator made. It will cause people a lot of mental stress (very bad), and if they are rushing, they'll cause papercuts. This will diminish people's hard-earned finances (buying all the comic books to check that everything is consistent), as well as cause the world supply of bandages to decrease significantly.

And when the aliens mentioned previously arrive, no one will have money to fund alien-exterminating projects. Or have any bandages to use if the aliens hurt people :(

See? I've clearly provided a multitude of reasons why this fact is dangerous. You've got to believe me!!! (Minus the alien part. Aliens are clearly not real)

This fact is another dangerous fact (like all interesting facts. Wait... I find that this is a boring fact. Still, it CAN be dangerous...), because it is probably one of those facts that tell you "look, you probably never knew this".

And because some people think they know everything, this fact is giving them doubts! And doubting yourself is bad!

So, this fact is moderately dangerous, and only to certain people (how did it even make it onto the IF page...)

Argh... Yet more of QuizMaster's crazes and trends. It is always the 3rd and 4th facts which are related, btw.

Luckily, these crazes stopped with the birth of the interesting facts group (I assume)! (Partially because they started spamming fact suggestions in the comments. Still, it is 'power to the people'!)

If you are interested in joining, comment on one of Neodymium's or McKenzieFam's quizzes, and they will (hopefully) send you an invite to that group!

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Now, since I'm not a fan of movies, and honestly don't care about movie ratings (books are underrated), I will just say the same thing as before:

"And because some people think they know everything, this fact is giving them doubts! And doubting yourself is bad!" -Me(MeMe333)

WOW! I can't believe that I'm already dangerfying my 30th fact!

Yay, another 1097 facts, as of the writing of this blog! (Trying extremely hard to remain positive about this)

This fact is another bible fact :)

This time, I'm going to dive straight into this fact without any warnings (you're welcome... Wait... I just gave you a warning. Oops)

Well, this fact is dangerous...

Wait.

This is the one fact that isn't dangerous (and will be considered interesting by some. I already know it, but it's good that it is 'interesting' enough that more people will know about it 😁).

I bet you weren't expecting that ending! (Reading Capybarra's blogs has made me very good at plot twists (at least 'very good' in my opinion...))

By the end of this blog, I would like to let you know that I might not continue on with this series. I've attempted to write parts over and over again, and only am writing this last part, after managing to see an actual 'interesting fact' at the bottom of a quiz. Sorry if this blog isn't the most interesting (it certainly is one of the longest...).

And thanks again for Capybarra, and his prestigious blog-writing technique! I'm better than most, but still need to reach his standards...

I guess that I hope you enjoyed this blog (the formatting isn't as eye-catching as the previous issue😭)

Yours Sincerely,

-MeMeMe333