The First Final Fiks For English

First off, I am not here to debate whether English spelling rekwires reform. We shall enter this topik assuming it does (whic is true, and if you disagree, you're wrong). Sekond, we shall base our orijinal words off of American English, whic kontains the least worst type of English spelling (WHAT DO YOU MEAN "colour"?? I DIDN'T HEAR A U SOUND). If you are unkonvinsed English needs spelling reform, researc it yourself kuz the status quo is terrible and I kannot allow myself to bekome engrossed in that mess. Support for reform has wavered over years, and perhaps the larjest canje thus far was American English's kreation.

This blog will fokus on konsonants. Why not vowels? Bekause that's a whole other kan of worms. Should "wrought" be wroght, wraught, wrawt? Who knows! After my orijinal konsonant based spelling reform takes off, if it does, and as it should, the future jenerations may deal with the vowels.

C

One of the biggest problems is the letter C, whic, mainly, has two sounds. Unakseptable!

When C makes a K sound, is shall be K, when C makes an S sound, it shall be S.

As suc, it's now kemist and shef, not cemist and cef.

Now the smarter ones of you (and apolojists for the letter C) will kry "what about Ch!"

And for that, C will now ONLY mean "ch". Furher, ck shall become kk.

Neo! No! By doing this we may inkrease homophones, suc as cell being miksed up with sell! 

Well, my young student, cell was already a homophone of cell (biolojy), and this reform will not greatly canje the amount of homophones in the languaje.

J & G

They shall swapped by their sound. Languaje, jeneralization. If any word exists where G is J or J is G, it is rektified.

Q

quiz to kwiz, qanat to kanat, quarentine to kwarentine.

X

Zilophone, Syntaks. In words with x as the second letter, suc as example, there is a difference in pronounsiation (egzample vs eksample). In suc cases both eksample and example are korrekt.

And outside from these rules, we shall not canje anything else. Not silent letters, and heaven forbid we canje vowels. Just these small fikses will fiks most of the irregularities.

It is impossible to attempt to fix a languaje of ekseptions without a few of our own.

In kases where pronounsiation greatly varies betwikst dialekts and interdialektikally, (kase in point, GIF), no canje will okkur.

Furthermore names, plases, denonyms, Latin phrases, any proper nouns, medical and legal words, important words suc as emergency exit, relijious words, etc (c as et cetera is a latin phrase, note the "status quo" earlier), will not canje. So "The American named Chase Carter went to Carolina, Qatar, Germany, then finally Mexico, where he wrote in Nastaliq", will not canje.

Lastly, non-American spellings are to be niksed. As in, draught vs draft, donought vs donut, programme vs program, catalogue vs katalog, spesifikally as American spelling is jenerally more simplified to begin with.

Afterlastly, a few spesifik canjes (some of these were former spellings):

(qrazy idea I've got, k and kw so muc in English doesn't look good imo so what if q beqame k instead??? reqire?? ciqqen??? nah thats a bit deranjed...unless)

Try out the reform in the komments below! And disseminate this blog to some people! And suggest more spesifik canjes if ye wish!

-Neodymium

(the preceding is simply a proposition is not to require any changes or reflect the author's views)