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Description
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Thing Sticker
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Mmmm... Refreshing!
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Soda
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It's softness makes it ideal for applying powder to the face. More useful than, say, a brick.
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Powder Puff
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In Japan, these ceramic cats are said to bring good luck to their owners. Their cheerful wave welcomes customers into shops!
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Cat-o-Luck
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Blow air in one end, press some buttons and voila! Music!
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Trumpet
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This helps you nap anywhere - not just in bed!
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Pillow
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It's a heavy, square metal container. Probably makes an amazing din when hit with a piece of cutlery.
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Square Can
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Want to be a few inches taller? Here's your answer! Warning: Side effects include sore feet and elevated urges to complain about them.
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High Heel
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Just lob it and hope for a strike!
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Bowling Ball
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Baaaa!
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Goat
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It's so bright! Oh, so very bright!
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Searchlight
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Do doo, doobee doo bop!
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Boom Box
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Attach one piece of paper to another with the mighty stapler!
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Stapler
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One of the cooler instruments. Required for rocking and, indeed, rolling.
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Guitar
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Just like the classic "snip-snip-snip" tool, but remodelled for hairdressers!
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Hair Shears
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A favorite in the festive winter season!
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Turkey
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Makes cold food deliciously edible.
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Oven
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I'M SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED? "BEE TAILS"? "TEA TAILS"? "HEAT RAILS"? OH, I GIVE UP!
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Jackhammer
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Snip snip!
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Scissors
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If people come into your room and promptly leave in disgust, consider using one of these.
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Upright Vacuum
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This pool ball is just as easy to pot as any other pool ball.
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Billiard Ball
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An ice-cold, refreshing snack for those scorching summer days.
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Shaved Ice
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Like a book but with more stories. Also more versatile: lay it out to sit on, roll it up to swat flies, or eat fish and chips out of it.
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Newspaper
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When played well, creates beautiful music. When played badly, sounds like cats screeching. No one needs that.
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Violin
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Always a good sign that party time is near!
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Balloon
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Soaks up liquid like nobody's business. Now get scrubbing those dishes!
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Sponge
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It's a phone. It's a mobile. It's a mobile phone!
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Cell Phone
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The true gentleman's timepiece of choice! Tally-ho!
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Pocket Watch
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OM NOM NOM!
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Cake
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Ever find yourself in a chilly medieval castle, struggling to get a fire going? Then you need some bellows!
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Bellows
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For pinning stuff to walls and stuff.
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Thumbtack
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