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Description
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Thing Sticker
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Makes cold food deliciously edible.
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Oven
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THWACK!
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Bat
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Soaks up liquid like nobody's business. Even more than ye olde regular sponge.
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Car Sponge
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The true gentleman's timepiece of choice! Tally-ho!
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Pocket Watch
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This helps you nap anywhere - not just in bed!
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Pillow
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An environmentally-friendly way to cool yourself down.
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Paper Fan
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Want to be a few inches taller? Here's your answer! Warning: Side effects include sore feet and elevated urges to complain about them.
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High Heel
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Soaks up liquid like nobody's business. Now get scrubbing those dishes!
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Sponge
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The ideal bath companion!
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Rubber Ducky
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It's bright! Oh, so bright!
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Flashlight
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OM NOM NOM!
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Cake
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Just lob it and hope for a strike!
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Bowling Ball
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Great for watering plants. If that's too mainstream for you, use it as a plant pot (but then you'll need another watering can to water THOSE plants).
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Watering Can
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Just because it's Hot outside doesn't mean you need to suffer inside! Chillax! Enjoy the nice indoor breeze.
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Air Conditioner
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Back in the day, people used this kind of thing to wash every morning. Don't you just love modern plumbing.
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Basin
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It's a phone. It's a mobile. It's a mobile phone!
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Cell Phone
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A favorite in the festive winter season!
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Turkey
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For sticking stuff to other stuff. Caution: Sticky.
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Tape
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For cleaning up those pesky biscuit crumbs that get all over your desk...
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Mini Vacuum
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ZzZzzZzZzZzzzz....
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Luxurious Bed
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Ever find yourself in a chilly medieval castle, struggling to get a fire going? Then you need some bellows!
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Bellows
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Heavy-duty scissors. Not so much "snip snip" as "CHOP CHOP"!
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Tailor Shears
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Always a good sign that party time is near!
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Balloon
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It's a heavy, square metal container. Probably makes an amazing din when hit with a piece of cutlery.
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Square Can
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Used in curling, a sport like bowls but played on ice. You often see people sweeping like bad in front of this thing to make it go further!
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Curling Stone
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I'M SORRY! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED? "BEE TAILS"? "TEA TAILS"? "HEAT RAILS"? OH, I GIVE UP!
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Jackhammer
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This pool ball is just as easy to pot as any other pool ball.
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Billiard Ball
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An ice-cold, refreshing snack for those scorching summer days.
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Shaved Ice
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A must-have item for those who enjoy a good cuppa.
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Teapot
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Do doo, doobee doo bop!
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Boom Box
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Mmmm... Refreshing!
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Soda
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These may look like tweezers, but in fact they are nifty little scissors and they're very sharp - perfect for snipping fine threads.
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Sewing Scissors
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With just a quick flick on the thumb, you can have yourself a flame. But, please! Handle with extreme care!
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Lighter
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Snip snip!
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Scissors
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ZzZzzZzZzZzzzz....
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Bed
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One of the cooler instruments. Required for rocking and, indeed, rolling.
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Guitar
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Blow air in one end, press some buttons and voila! Music!
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Trumpet
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Congratulations! By finding that trophy, you have earned yourself a trophy sticker!
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Trophy
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In Japan, these ceramic cats are said to bring good luck to their owners. Their cheerful wave welcomes customers into shops!
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Cat-o-Luck
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Magically makes things appear bigger.
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Magnifying Glass
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A large metal container. It's like a tin of baked beans, only rather bigger. And probably not filled with beans.
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Drum
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Baaaa!
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Goat
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Creates a breeze with ease.
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Fan
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It's so bright! Oh, so very bright!
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Searchlight
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Interesting fact: This thing is bright!
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Lightbulb
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Friend of many cold households. This warms you right up!
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Radiator
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Attach one piece of paper to another with the mighty stapler!
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Stapler
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It's softness makes it ideal for applying powder to the face. More useful than, say, a brick.
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Powder Puff
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For pinning stuff to walls and stuff.
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Thumbtack
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If people come into your room and promptly leave in disgust, consider using one of these.
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Upright Vacuum
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Big brother of the C, AA and AAA.
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D-Cell Battery
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Like a book but with more stories. Also more versatile: lay it out to sit on, roll it up to swat flies, or eat fish and chips out of it.
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Newspaper
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You know that thing your mom's always nagging you to use? This is what it looks like.
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Vacuum
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Used in sports and safer for kids! Thwack!
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Toy Bat
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A monster used in cars. It's designed to charge WHILE you're driving! Genius!
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Car Battery
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Extremely hazardous in a world made of paper.
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Matches
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When played well, creates beautiful music. When played badly, sounds like cats screeching. No one needs that.
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Violin
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Turn the top and the fun begins!
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Faucet
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Why bother with towels? This dries hair in a flash!
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Hair Dryer
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Guaranteed to hook a fish! *Don't hold us to this. Remember: A bad workman blames his tools.
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Fishhook
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