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Doofenshmirtz Lines

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Heinz Doofenshmirtz is owned by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
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Doofenshmirtz Line
Wait a minute. Accidents can happen.
Wait! Star-crossed-love? Wait! Wait! Vanessa, was this your secret boyfriend?! This guy?! The guy with the enormous nostrils?! Hey, you've got a bat in the cave there, buddy!
I made them omnivorous because carnivorous just wasn't evil enough. I mean, "carnivorous"? What? They can't hurt plants? What's that all about?
Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! Hey, Vanessa! Vanessa! It's "Jingle Bells"! Listen!
Just introduce yourself and, you know, ask her what her sign is. And then run the other way if she says Sagittarius.
To add insult to injury, the platypus is leading.
Why is it when people copy their butts it comes out perfect?
Oh, so you give a platypus a fish and he clogs your inator.
Curse you, Planty the Potted Plant!!!
You see it occurred to me that what I really should be doing is fighting fire with fire. And by fire, I mean Perry the Platypus, and by fire, I ALSO mean Perry the Platypus. It occurred to me while I was on fire.
What, that's it? That-that's your emotionally scarring backstory? Dude, I was raised by ocelots! I mean, literally, I was disowned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats, and you're telling me that you've lost a toy train? I had to work as a lawn gnome, I was forced to wear hand-me-up dresses! Neither of my parents showed up for my birth!
I'm worried about her, Perry the Platypus. Hey! You were going to to blow down my door!
Curse you, Perry the Plat— Wait, is that Love Händel?
Pelicans. Terrible creatures. What are you— a bird or a garbage disposal?
No use, Perry the Platypus. I made this out of something that cannot be penetrated: PURE EVIL... and a blend of space-age polymers.
What? I'm evil. I-I am evil!
Now, let's make sure I didn't forget anything in my haste. Let's see, I've got my old basketball, the lamp, the Christmas lights, the umbrella, Perry the Platypus, the Disintivaporator, my golf— PERRY THE PLATYPUS? THE DISINTIVAPORATOR?! MY GOLF CLUBS?!? I don't even play golf!
I catch Perry the Platypus every day, but like suppressed flatulence, he always manages to escape.
Before I was evil I was a little less than evil. I was a bratwurst street vendor.
Women like it when you challenge them, and act all superior.
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