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If I had a nickel for every time...
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Heinz Doofenshmirtz is owned by Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh
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Doofenshmirtz Line
Just introduce yourself and, you know, ask her what her sign is. And then run the other way if she says Sagittarius.
Wait a minute. Accidents can happen.
A teenage girl? Perry the Teenage Girl!
Shot in the butt while covered in honey and hair? What do you know, my horoscope was right.
Now, let's make sure I didn't forget anything in my haste. Let's see, I've got my old basketball, the lamp, the Christmas lights, the umbrella, Perry the Platypus, the Disintivaporator, my golf— PERRY THE PLATYPUS? THE DISINTIVAPORATOR?! MY GOLF CLUBS?!? I don't even play golf!
Ah Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise... and by unexpected, I mean completely expected!
To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please SET FIRE TO THE SUN!
Curse you Perry the— mmph! Platy...mmph! Curse you Perry the Platy...mmph! Curse you Perry the Platy...mmph! Why did I buy so many mops?...mmph!
I catch Perry the Platypus every day, but like suppressed flatulence, he always manages to escape.
Try not to be a complete disappointment.
It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.
I will finally rule the Tri-State Area
Basically, my parents disowned me; I was being raised by ocelots.
You know, fire is the leading cause of fire.
In Gimmelshtump, the other kids used to tease me for not practicing photosynthesis.
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!
Wow, if I had a nickel every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot. But it's weird that it happened twice right?
What? I'm evil. I-I am evil!
Anyway, today is the day we reveal to the Tri-State Area the existence of the "League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness!"
I know what you're thinking: How I, a middle-aged man who's never made it through an entire movie without falling asleep and who also coincidentally just ate a full turkey dinner, how am I going to stay awake for a two-hour show?
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