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"Alright our first South American country. This is the land of silver!...Kind of. Not really. Welcome to: [country]."
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Argentina
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"Alright, everybody, let's just all get it off of our chests - Koalas and kangaroos, boomerangs and digeridoos, Sydney, Melbourne, Uluru, Crocodiles, Cockatoos. Everything that will kill you, shrimp on Barbies (that's not true), that Vegemite stuff that taste like poo, coral reefs and platypuses, platypi...what's the plural of platypus? Alright now, let's actually learn about the freaking country."
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Australia
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"Alright, we finally reached the last country beginning with an A...and that only took about I don't know...like 3 months?...alright, here we go - [country]!"
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Azerbaijan
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"Hey everybody. Welcome to the first episode of Geography Now! We're going to go through the list of all the internationally recognized sovereign nations of the world and we're gonna do it alphabetically which means our first episode is going to be on [country]."
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Afghanistan
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"My [part of country's name] don't, my [part of country's name] don't, my [part of country's name] don't want none unless you got [part of country's name] son. Yeeeah, my first pop culture refereeence, I promise I'll never do that again."
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Antigua and Barbuda
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"Now just remember, when going to [country], no matter how much French these people speak to you, Do. Not. Call. Them. French!!!"
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Algeria
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"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about [country] and Greece? Okay, it's not like official, and you didn't hear it from me, but...I think they're, like dating now! Oh my god! They're like so perfect for each other! They're so cute! I hope they have babies! Yeah, 12 year old girls watch this show too. I gotta appeal to that demographic."
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Armenia
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"Oiso nid voagessn! Wann's nach [country in local language] kommt, oi wenns Deitsch redn, nennt es ned Deitsch!"
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Austria
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"Once upon a time, Spain and France kind of had a baby, and that baby grew up to be one of Europe's most adorable little taxhavens. This is [country]."
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Andorra
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"You know how in high school there's always like that one little emo kid that just kind of keeps to themselves and sits in the corner? But then about 10 years later at the reunion you find out they actually have a lot of friends and they're pretty cool. That's kind of like what [country] is."
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Albania
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"You know I once went to Denmark and I bought a sandwich that was $21. In some parts of [country] that's actually considered a good deal. Welcome to the country that has the world's most expensive city."
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Angola
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