These quotes are the opening lines (i.e. everything that is said before the intro) of the Geography Now videos of the countries that start with J. Name the country to which each quote corresponds.
Keep in mind that this is only about the J countries.
Tip: the difficulty of assigning the quotes to their corresponding videos range from very easy to nearly impossible. I advice you to start with the easier ones and then think about which ones are left
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Quote
Country
"Imagine you're watching like three couples arguing as you sip your tea. Eventually, protective services takes away their children. You're like the only person that signed up for foster care. So the authorities dropped off like 8 kids at your doorstep. Oh, and you're kind of like on welfare, even though you're a doctor. Yeah, that's basically [country]."
Jordan
"This is one country I barely have to introduce you to. Let's just get it over with. Sushi, geishas, karate! Temples, ramen, anime! Sumos, weird stuff, weird cosplay, poison fish, and I'm not even gonna ask about that...では、いきましょう!"
Japan
"[from country] subscriber Aschlee P., sent me this book of [language of country] poems by Louise Bennett. Here's a poem about a time a circus came to Kingston and a lion escaped from its cage. Wat a magic, wat a mystery. Circus lion bus him boun', an de crowd doan get excited, and de crowd is safe an soun. [country] people gran me chile, [country] people bole. Fe face de king o' Beas. Wit everything unda controle. De lion bus de cage door doun, de lion jump de wall, an not a soul doan halla out & not a soul doan bawl. De lion mingle wid de crowd an prowl from wes' to eas'. Da people sidung calmly, an salute the King o' Beas. I love patois!"