Geography Now Opening Lines - "V" Countries

"Okay, admit it: You probably don't know anything about this country. Which is great, because that's exactly the type of video I love making on this channel. Welcome to our final Melanesian country, our final Oceanian nation, our final island nation, the land of beautiful catastrophes: [country]."

"Okay, so, I don't speak [country's language], but I went to [country] and I learned how to fake it. First off: drink some water. No, no, no I mean you got to drink that water hard, you got to like, gulp it! Okay, good. Now, add some consonant sounds to that gulping. Now add some shortstop vowels. Now just go crazy with the intonation and make your voice a little higher. And there you go! You're on your way to joining the [country's] parliament!"

"Our last and final South American country. So, we've done this before, if Latin America was a family, you know, you got the main characters like Mexico, who's like the kingpin big boss with his Central American sidekicks; Colombia is like the popular Uncle who does all the talking; Peru is in the kitchen making the best food while ecuador is reading a book quietly; Argentina and Uruguay are sipping wine, looking all bougie, but between them only Uruguay actually is rich; DR and PR are fighting, but then they make up; Cuba is just watching the fight; Bolivia and Paraguay are not speaking Spanish; while Chile is speaking Spanish, but no one can understand them; and then we get to [country], Colombia's fraternal twin sister, the hot girl with problems of Latin America. Welcome to [country]."