Geography Now Opening Lines - "Y" and "Z" Countries

"Okay guys, we are in the endgame. Our second to last country episode. For the last time, in the fastest way possible: If Africa was a family: You know, you have Team Jollof West Side; you have Team Piri Piri East Side; you have the Amazigh North Side; you have Jungle Central Side; you have "Oh boy, here we go" South Side; but then, like, within these five main Neighborhoods you have the core families of the Bantus, the Nilotes, the Khoisans, the Afro-Asiatic mixed up between them, but then they also divide up into like English, French, Arabic, and Portuguese blocks. Madagascar is technically related to Indonesia, but Mauritius is like super Hindu, but like Cape Verde has like really good looking people, but like South Africa is mixed so much, they literally created their own whole new race of people. And the thing is, in Africa, they all agree that, no matter how good or bad, tame or crazy, rich or poor, destructive or industrial, or fun or sad things may get, they can handle it because this is their home. And when it comes to [country], they don't just handle things, they prosper."