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Hey, Big D. Beat up another 10 year old?
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Harry
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He's just being modest.
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Hermione
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The Cruciatus Curse ought to loosen your tongue.
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Umbridge
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Oh, that bad at it, are you?
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Ron
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Hungry. I hope there's pudding.
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Luna
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Don't put away your wand Harry. They might come back.
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Figg
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Disloyalty.
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McGonagall
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Oh! Just because you're allowed to use magic now does not mean you have to whip your wands out for everything!
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Molly
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Cornelius...I implore you to see reason.
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Dumbledore
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Who's Cedric, your boyfriend?
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Dudley
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Don't give it to him, Harry!
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Neville
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You've done beautifully. Now, let me take it from here.
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Sirius
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Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon...
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Hermione
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Don't break ranks if one of us is killed.
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Mad Eye
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Scum of the earth.
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Kreacher
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Oh, well, I guess you should read the Prophet then like your stupid mother.
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Harry
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Hermione, I hate your cat.
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Ron
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You better enjoy it while you can. I expect there's a cell in Azkaban with your name on it.
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Draco
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Did you actually believe...or were you truly naive enough to think...that children stood a chance...against us?
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Lucius
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He's back.
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Fudge
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Bit peaky, but I'm afraid dinner will have to wait until after the meeting's finished.
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Molly
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Bad Crookshanks!
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Hermione
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We believe...Voldemort may be after something...something he didn't have last time.
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Sirius
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Bombarda Maxima.
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Umbridge
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Perhaps Potter will grow up to be a felon, just like his godfather.
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Snape
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Probably full of Nargles, though.
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Harry
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I must have missed it, but by a happy mistake, I arrived at the Ministry three hours early.
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Dumbledore
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Dumbledore's Army was supposed to be about doing something real. Or was it all just words to you?
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Neville
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Show him. He'll find out soon enough.
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Mad Eye
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They can only be seen by people who've seen death.
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Luna
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You can't be any worse than old toad face.
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Ron
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This is very, very peculiar. It seems that your hearing at the Ministry is to be before the entire Wizengamot.
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Arthur
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Only Dumbledore made us swear to not tell you anything.
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Hermione
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Uh-uh, and he killed a Basilisk with the sword in Dumbledore's office.
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Neville
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One teensy little prophesy?...Pity
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Umbridge
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Well, what use is that, if we're going to be attacked, it won't be risk-free.
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Harry
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I told you. I've been away for me health...Bit of fresh air, you know.
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Hagrid
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That really was most illuminating.
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Dumbledore
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I've never been able to stun anything before...Mistletoe?
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Cho
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Your father was a swine.
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Snape
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Exactly the point. Fudge isn't in his right mind.
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Lupin
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Furthermore, we have convincing evidence that these disappearances are the work of notorious mass murderer Sirius Black.
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Fudge
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It means the Ministry is interfering at Hogwarts.
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Hermione
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He's mad is what's going on.
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Seamus
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Neville Longbottom, is it? How's mom and dad?
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Bellatrix
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Who do you imagine want to attack children like yourself?
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Umbridge
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Besides, the world isn't split into...good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside of us.
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Sirius
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Seamus was bang out of order, mate.
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Ron
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You're not going mad. I can see them too. You're just as sane as I am.
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Luna
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He's got Padfoot. He, he's got Padfoot at the place where it's hidden.
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Harry
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It was foolish of you to come here tonight, Tom.
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Dumbledore
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Shh! Not here, Nymphadora.
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Mad Eye
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Why? Cause You-Know-Who's back, you tosspot.
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Ron
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I'm sorry professor. I must not tell lies.
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Harry
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That foul, evil old gargoyle.
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Hermione
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Is it true you can produce a Patronus Charm?
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Luna
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Get away from my godson.
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Sirius
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It's so silly of me, but it sounded for a moment as though you were suggesting that the Ministry had ordered the attack on this boy.
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Umbridge
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Watch where you're going, Longbottom. Hehehe
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Goyle
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Our boy has gone yumpy!
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Vernon
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Reducto!
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Ginny
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Trains, underground. Ingenious, these Muggles.
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Arthur
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Oh, there are several things I would like to say.
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McGonagall
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Illuminating? What a load of waffle.
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Ron
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I'm a nutter, remember?
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Harry
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I have no intention of going to Azkaban.
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Dumbledore
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Grawp! Put me down! Now.
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Hermione
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You say much more and you might might as well induct him into the Order straightaway.
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Molly
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You are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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Hopkirk
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You...are in grave danger.
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Trelawney
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In these lessons, I will attempt to penetrate your mind. You will attempt to resist.
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Snape
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Levicorpus.
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Luna
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Woah! Well, you may not like him, Minister...But you can't deny...Dumbledore has got style.
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Shacklebolt
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Look at me! What's happening to me?
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Harry
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I've looked it up, they simply can't expel you. It's completely unfair!
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Hermione
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Nice one, James!
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Sirius
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I'm quite proud to be their son. But I'm not sure I'm ready for everyone to know just yet.
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Neville
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I've never seen the centaurs so riled. And they're dangerous at the best of times.
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Hagrid
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Avada Kedavra.
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Bellatrix
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Who are you and what have you done with Hermione Granger?
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Ron
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Who wants to see me take off Snivelly's trousers?
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James
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I'm afraid we can't wait. Not even till the morning. Otherwise, we'll be vulnerable.
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Dumbledore
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That's right. Because you know, deep down you deserve to be punished.
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Umbridge
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Laws can be changed if necessary, Dumbledore.
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Fudge
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What's life without a little risk?
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Sirius
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Nasty brat, standing there as bold as brass.
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Kreacher
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I've waited 14 years...I guess I can wait a little longer.
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Harry
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Do you ever stop eating?
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Hermione
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Well, one of them was very large and the other rather skinny.
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Figg
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We fly, of course!
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Luna
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I let her do that. It's good manners, isn't it? It's completely intentional.
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Ron
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Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I'm going to...What was the phrase? Come quietly.
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Dumbledore
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You're a fool, Harry Potter. And you will lose...everything.
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Voldemort
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Legilimens!
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Snape
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Padfoot, are you barking mad? You'll blow the entire operation.
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Mad Eye
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I've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement.
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Fred
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You know, you really should learn to tell the difference between dreams...and reality.
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Lucius
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I will have order!
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Umbridge
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It's brilliant! It's like Hogwarts wants us to fight back.
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Harry
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Everyone, this is Loony Love...Luna Lovegood.
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Hermione
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