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Introduction
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Several million years ago, a prehistoric man
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Discovered that his neighbors had a nicer piece of land.
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So he invaded, confiscated, that's how countries grew.
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Since that attack, we now look back at who's invaded who...
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Answer
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Egypt invaded the Syrians,
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Who invaded the Arab Sheiks.
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Hannibal then invaded the Romans,
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The Romans invaded the Greeks.
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The Saxons invaded in Britain,
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The Mongols invaded Japan.
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Japan invaded Manchuria,
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And Iraq invaded Iran!
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*chorus*
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Answer
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The Germans invaded the French,
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The Germans invaded the Czechs.
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The Germans invaded the Netherlands,
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And they invaded North Africa next
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The Germans invaded the Balkans,
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And they almost invaded in Spain,
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Along with the Soviet regions, the Poles and Norwegians,
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The Belgians, the Brits and the Danes!
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The French invaded the English,
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The English invaded the Scots,
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In the 1500's the Catholic French
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Went after the French Huguenots,
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The Russians invaded the Afghans,
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And Custer invaded the Sioux,
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The English went after the Spanish Armada,
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And the Spanish invaded Peru!
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*chorus*
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Answer
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The Spartans and all of the Greeks
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Invaded the city of Troy
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The Moslems fought the Hindus,
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And the Hatfields fought the McCoys.
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Israelis fought the Egyptians,
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In a war with the Arab State!
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Argentina invaded the Falklands,
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And Iraq invaded Kuwait!
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Cortes invaded the Aztecs,
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America, San Juan Hill.
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Pizarro invaded the Incas,
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And the Dutch invaded Brazil.
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Napoleon invaded the Austrians,
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Proving artillery works!
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He invaded the Prussians, also the Russians
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Russia invaded the Turks!
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Ending
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Come on folks, let's all be friends,
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Why does it come to this?
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Give a chance to the olive branch
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And try a hug and kiss.
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Let's all in one family like
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Those in-laws you have made
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And for two weeks every summer, man
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You know... they're gonna invade!
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