The Invasion Song Lyrics

Fill in the lyrics to Histeria's Invasion Song!
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Introduction
Several million years ago, a prehistoric man
Discovered that his neighbors had a nicer piece of land.
So he invaded, confiscated, that's how countries grew.
Since that attack, we now look back at who's invaded who...
Answer
Egypt invaded the Syrians,
Who invaded the Arab Sheiks.
Hannibal then invaded the Romans,
The Romans invaded the Greeks.
The Saxons invaded in Britain,
The Mongols invaded Japan.
Japan invaded Manchuria,
And Iraq invaded Iran!
*chorus*
The Germans invaded the French,
The Germans invaded the Czechs.
The Germans invaded the Netherlands,
And they invaded North Africa next
The Germans invaded the Balkans,
And they almost invaded in Spain,
Along with the Soviet regions, the Poles and Norwegians,
The Belgians, the Brits and the Danes!
The French invaded the English,
The English invaded the Scots,
In the 1500's the Catholic French
Went after the French Huguenots,
The Russians invaded the Afghans,
And Custer invaded the Sioux,
The English went after the Spanish Armada,
And the Spanish invaded Peru!
*chorus*
The Spartans and all of the Greeks
Invaded the city of Troy
The Moslems fought the Hindus,
And the Hatfields fought the McCoys.
Israelis fought the Egyptians,
In a war with the Arab State!
Argentina invaded the Falklands,
And Iraq invaded Kuwait!
Cortes invaded the Aztecs,
America, San Juan Hill.
Pizarro invaded the Incas,
And the Dutch invaded Brazil.
Napoleon invaded the Austrians,
Proving artillery works!
He invaded the Prussians, also the Russians
Russia invaded the Turks!
Ending
Come on folks, let's all be friends,
Why does it come to this?
Give a chance to the olive branch
And try a hug and kiss.
Let's all in one family like
Those in-laws you have made
And for two weeks every summer, man
You know... they're gonna invade!
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